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walked straight into a party for Liz the new multi millionairess!!

Steve looked very proud as he stood shoulder to shoulder with his mother and everyone was toastting Liz. Have I missed somethin said Rita. You were under the drier you probably didn't here said Blanche who was smiling (yes smiling) at Liz.

Just then the Rovers door swung open and in walked BIG JIM.....

discover who the lucky winner is - you little toe rag!! Norris was affronted - actually he said I was looking in the small ads for an exercise cycle. A likely story thought Rita and asked him what he thought of her new hair colour. Ever the creep Norris said he thought it suited her very well, made her look years younger in fact. Pleased with this reply Rita decided to pop into the Rovers and see what the general opinion was of her new coiffure - she stepped inside and

my keys fell down the grate, i was trying to fish them out, how did you get in then asked Rita smelling a rat, I, um,ah, climbed in through the window the flaming window is two storeys high, she replied, pull the other one! then she spotted the headlines in the paper, so thats what is going on , you are trying

so he started his search thinking, could it be Janice? He'd never found her attractive in any sense of the word but then again if she was the winner of this mega prize he started seeing some positive points. Surrounded by newspapers he was surprised when Rita walked in with a striking blond hairdo. What on earth are you doing and why is the shop closed! He faffed around for a bit trying to think of a feasible answer and suddenly came up with

they read... Lady in the u.k has won the biggest jackpot ever worldwide , she is now a multi millionaire, the lady lives in a small dingy lancs town, it is believed she has a menial job and has always been on the bread line, ..wonder who she is thought Norris and where does she live I could do with a rich wife i must do some searching and I willl begin now ,I have accsess to all newspaper editors being in the business so to speak and

put the 'CLOSED' sign on the door and went out the back to enjoy a nice hot cuppa and a read of today's paper. After all, Rita was having fun at the hairdressers so why shouldn't he take advantage of the situation. Taking the paper, he noticed the headlines.............

Chesney was so relieved that Rita didn't give him earache over it he told her thought she'd look good blonde with a hint of red - she was pleased with his comment and headed back to Audrey's. Audrey was still in recovery from Gail's 50th and Gail was still in recovery from visiting her demon child in jail. Through it all though it has to be said, Gail seems to have taken on a new persona - has she had Botox or a personality transplant? Norris had also recovered from thinking Rita had topped herself in the canal and began to think how he could persuade her to take the Kabin off the market. To this end he

lie, it was Schmeical (sp). He though it was that ginger moggy who falls asleep on the walls in the back alley. He grabbed it off the line and I chased him to the canal where he dropped it in the water. Im sorry Rita I'll fish it out and put it in the drier.

Eh lad dont worry, I fancy a change of colour now what do you think, blonde, brown

as he looked into the water he could see floating there a red wig, that looks like one of Ritas he said, oh, no she hasnt done herself in has she, Becky cried, have I eck Rita cried from the back of the crowd, That was pinched off the line after I washed it.
who did it , come on own up, Chesney held his hand up I cannot tell a

ran towards them while frantically unravelling the wrapper off his Trebor Mints and offering everyone one.

some idiot went wooshhhhh passed him on a green and red striped pushbike,almost knocking him to the ground,he ajusted his glasses and all of a sudden he could here a scream the scream was coming from down low in the canal,he also noticed about a dozen people standing beside the canal,looks on there faces was enouh to tell him it was bad,and he noticed becky,violet and jason,leanne,todd were amongs the crouwd so he

of selling up, then he remembered he was a partner in this emporium, ah, he thought there are two things i can do, one buy her out or take the half share and travel even to morecambe or some other distant place, it was a great deal to think about, so he went for a walk down by the canal, just then a very weird thing happened

put the kettle on for a nice pot of tea,hopeing to change rita's mind about moveing,after all she had been born in the cabin just like 3 generations before her,what was she thinking

no one knew where Bewtty lived - she just appeared in the Rovers from time to time armed with lots of hot pots. It was a futile search so he asked Emily. She was most helpful and gave him an excellent recipe but Norris kept chipping in as usual and for once in her life Emily actually swore at him!!! This meant a trip to church toute suite to ask forgiveness off the vicar. Meanwhile Rita decided it was time to retire, after all she was nearling her 107th birthday and felt it was time to hang up her pinny so she told Norris she was putting the Kabin on the market - he flew in a panic and

as he walked down pass the pub,he noticed bill still there hanging of his stool with a group of ladies(if you could call them that)they didnt look like any local ladies that Roy new,and had'nt seen local's dressing like his group,mmmmm
he thought as he stood glanceing in the window

how to make a really good Apple Pie to bring more customers in. Hayley didn't know but suggested he speak to Betty who had loads of recipes.

So Roy went in search of Betty

discussing colour schemes!!! Jason wondered what was going on in his head - Sean was a drip - big time - and here was he fantasising about him. Perhaps he was ill but he was always so healthy and didn,t feel at all ill. Perhaps he should have a word with Todd - maybe it was in the genes. Becky had now despatched the thugs from the caff while Roy looked on in amazement - he'd never seen a girl act like Becky - how different she was from his Hayley he thought as he clutched his shopping bag even closer to his chest. About time Hayley came back he though and to this end he rang her in Africa and asked her

a large amount of local thuggs came bouncing in like real idiots,yelling names at all .
and jason had'nt even noticed any of them,he was in a daze and still thinking about bec and also high on his thoughts still was sean,he was seeing a mini film in his head,of himself with sean and him both in bib and braces and a nail pouch ,but they were not building anything they were

a thought came to him, which let's be fair, was something of a major miracle. Should he go to Italy and see if he could make things up with Sarah? Second thoughts perhaps not - she was such a whinger most of the time. He looked at the washing again and realised all his clothes were now pink having put a red sweatshirt in with everything!!! While he was sitting there Becky had

be able to pull all the girls in the street like....or was there any single females other than Becky and Violet's sister whose name escapes me......Sean is looking rather fetching these days thought Jason.....perhaps....No..Im a builder....but then again..... maybe......Jason sat in the launderette watching his washing going around whilst pondering his dilema, when suddenly