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that she looked like a constipated hamster, Gail was distraught and ran from the house straight into the arms of

not impressed with the mouthful he gave her,and told her

Dev pondered on whether to contact Sunita or not and then thought better of it - she had yet to forgive for the trauma she suffered with that Maya woman. In the meantime Gail thought she had better have a motherly chat to her demon son now that he seemingly had found a girl friend but she was

would Dev remember Sunita now that she's put on 2 stone and had a couple of inches shaved off her hooter!

Oh yes it certainly would - all other thoughts went straight out of her mind and off they went to Manchester. Dev was wondering if it would be possible to see the twins but would Sunita let him see them - they must be walking and talking by now - would they remember him or

it came in - an out sider at 100-1 - he would take Vee out for a slapup meal and buy her a new dress - that would take her mind off other things or would it?

betting shop - perhaps if he managed a good win Vera wuld turn her mind to other things. He stuck an each way bet on a horse called Lucky Jack, and lo and behold

just go back in and get it over and done with?No not Jack ,he nipped out the back gate and ran round to the..

then try to repel Vera's romantic advances and in the end he said his pigeons needed feeding and escaped - whereupon Vera called after him in dulcet tones ' I will be ready and waiting Jack dear'. Jack turned a whiter shade of pale and wondered how long he could stay at the pigeon loft or should he

good cold shower would do him good, but Vera had other ideas, she wanted him to take her home while he was in the mood. Poor Jack had to..

twice weekly three times a night basis - David was trying to peep round the door each time it opened, Dev was drooling, Jack was frothing at the mouth and looked as if a

Steve had employed laptop dancers on a

she hardly knew herself what she would do. Rosie was still playing up but Sophie was a nice little girl and she thought Sal should do beans on toast to welcome Kev home - sort of a family tradition in a way. Liz had returned from honeymoon with Vernon and was surprised when she walked into the Rovers to see

chicken nugget or may be she will spash out and go to the shop and buy kebabs from fattie - who knows what Sally will decide

give hand and do a few sausage rolls and chicken nuggets.Got to get Kev back to what he used to and Sal cant wait to give him a extra

course in massage and open her own massage parlour. Kevin was due to be released next week and Sally decided to throw a party for him but what should she do in the way of catering - if only she lived near the Queen Vic in Albert Square, Peggy was always up for a bit of catering. She thought maybe Roy would

not been concentrating upon her studies for her 'A' levels - she is really thinking of becoming a high-class call girl (which is what I am going to be in my next life!) and earning really high wages for being wined, dined and then having a lay down and then she hopes to take a

Johns, Thomas's or anyone that wore trousers and her mind has

liked the thught of wearing the outfit - she felt she looked good in black. Soon realised this was not a good idea and decided to look around the male staff at school and see if there were any more

to become a nun at, least she