General Chat

Tyrone, give me a hand with this - we'll take this down the allotment and gvet it up before anyone misses it. He added "I think our Vera had a hand in this you know" They struggfled down the allotment with it and when they returned they were surprised to see

it was like an answer to prayer, the wind whipped off the knicker factory roof and landed in jacks yard,
quick he yelled to

the Red Rec - surely someone would have dumped some sheets there or.......he could visit another allotment and pinch some - however as he was pondering which option to take

Tyrone along with him armed with a spade and a fork and before long they had cleared a tidy sized patch of ground - they would need some cloches at this time of the year so he thought what better place to look for some plastic than

grow his own waccy baccy and his own special veg.He found himself a allotment at the back of Rosamund St and needed a couple of people to help him dig the mud so he took

alas he was unlucky there was nothing else to
do but

future sell by dates on, instead of his usual ancient stash of tins, dairy and Veg

Dev's to see if he had some hot chocolate or a jar of bovril and a pork pie with..

pleaded with Vernon on bended knee but Vernon insisted that apart from the obvious the only thing he could recommend was the tins of hot chocolate that Dev sold in the Corner Shop. Jack thanked him and hightailed it off to

the old sex appeal going so he

whacky baccy because whatever it was he needed some to keep

he wanted to know how Vernon managed to keep Liz so happy looking, was it something he put in her tea? or was it..

he wanted to know how Vernon manged to keep Liz so happy looking, was it something he put in her tea? or was it..

Jack came to the back door asking to see Vernon on the qt (please note hotpot made with lamb never ever mince)

however, that memory of Bette Lynch in the bath had haunted him ever since and he was now receiving therapy at a local clinic to try and erase it from his mind - it was proving very difficult indeed. Meanwhile Betty Turpin was up to her armpits in mince making another few dozen of her notpots when

.......Bette Lynch in the bath with her loofah....

and he used to see all sorts of interesting things thrown in the dustbins and even more interesting sights when he was up the ladder including the time when he saw

.... his brother Onslow decided he would like a change from Keeping Up Appearances, and wondered if there was work for him in Coronation Street.......after all Eddie used to be a dustman, and then a window cleaner....

lurve - however

said yes, go for it. If you get it you can use imac (sp) on everyone,give the salon a bad name,would love to see my grans face when they all left looking like Yule Bryner.
Eddie Yates was back in the street looking for..