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sell it to Michael Jackson to build up his nose, or could she keep it and make a nice candle out of it?
or would she just..

as slowly her left cheek started to drift towards her chin, help she screamed out rushed bill who offered to,

Carla's goggle eyed bloke. Carla's weekly botox injection had to be cancelled due to insufficiant funds. Agggggggghhh she screamed

rushed home - took off her underwear, got a pair of scissors and cut them up - placed them in a jiffy bag and posted it to

......realised that the line he was modelling for Carla, was the exact copy of what she was wearing at this moment, so she....

saw - Liam is actually modelling the latest line in Underworld lingerie to Carla - Maria fell off the soapbox and

that liam and cruella are not doing the books,
she decided to sneak and look in the window she
was gobsmacked with what she

Dierdre's and definitely vastly different from Blanche's. While he was cogitating on what he shoiuld do next, he thought he'd pop to the library and read The Times. Maria was still wittering on about Carla and Liam was still talking as if his mouth had been half sewn up. Admittedly Maria was not the sharpest knife in the drawer but she was now beginning to suspect that

loved her underwear drawer much different from

after perusing her credentials he decided to give things one last go with Deirdre, if only he could get her to take that fag out of her gob. Tracey would be due for parole shortly, spmething he certainly wasn't looking forward to, but on the other hand he

confess all to the hairdresser who promptly offered to have an affair with him although Ken first of all insisted that she show him her credentials - after all once bitten twice shy and then

she was actually a man in drag - he found this very disturbing and felt he had to

with one of the cover gitls, he never stopped smiling, until one day he discovered

and walked in to the cabin to buy the playboy magazine for Ken.She hoped this would put a smile on his face as Deirdre was starting to look more like her mother every day.
Ken once had a secret affair with...

prodding from a sharp instrument to his back. 'You've missed a leaf' scowled Blanch as she put down her umberella

very small indeed! He started to fantasise about have an affair with Liz and as he stood there with a sweeping brush in his hand and a faraway look in his eyes he was suddenly aware of a

ego whereas everything else about him was small!

what he would look like if he tried some on,or would they be too tight on him as he had a very large..

was holding the Weatherfield Gazette covering his face BUT he had cut a hole in centre so he could watch all that was going on and was having thoughts of

frilly knickers all over the street,Liz was trying some on to see which ones suited her best. Hayley was horrified at the sight of liz's rear end. Noris was ..