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behind him. She turned and walked out of the shop. "Just you wait Tyrone Dobbs, she thought, you think you're on a diet now, you'll soon find out what being on a diet is really like . A nice little laxative perhaps, that should teach him a lesson. Something in his cocoa maybe, what will it be"...........

your belt very tight,Becky came flying over to him,what are you playing at,I thought we had something going, we have babe he said, I donthink so Becky replied and sauntered off with Seans fella, well I never said Blanche !Tyrone came to the kebab shop, two of everything he said,Molly doesnt seem to know I am a growing lad,but he was unaware she was right

pull your trousers up,and tie your

Birmingham. (Right, direction this time).

Back in Corrie land, Jason was eyeing up some ladies walking past the building site. Becky had nipped out of the Cafe for a fag and spotted him just as he was wolf whistling!

Jason.....she screamed

buy a ticket to London as I intended, only this time I'll make sure I don't take a wrong turn, I've taken too many of them in my life already if you know what I mean. No, I'm off and goodbye to Weatherfield, you, Sunita and the twins and everyone else. My new life will start the minute I hit the ? (whatever the motorway system is between Manchester and London). Dev hopped in his car and drove like a lunatic towards..................

and don't bother to come back,and if you find that thing you call your mother ,let er spend all the pounds on you,you both are Devils in every way and im no longer gonna take it from you and im gonna

"Well, you didn't have to come back for the sake of $7.30 (sorry, no pound key) that's your own fault you old miser" yelled Amber, back at the shop. "Don't you dare talk to me in that tone young lady, after all I've done for you, you can pack your bags and go to your mother-wherever she is, this old miser will buy your ticket"

Suddenly Dev received a text from Coronation Street shop- takings down by £7:30. OMG he thought they can't cope without me

He immediately packed his bag and his hat and ran off to catch a tram.

Amber meanwhile was laughing her head off in the shop, mobile phone in hand. He'll never escape me she laughed again, a bit too scarily. Was she a devil child too??

then he bought himself a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat, knowing that Amber would hit the roof, and headed towards a small cafe for a nice cuppa.

each of his 'assistants' in his seven shops. He demanded that they text him the shops' takings every hour and

in search of the streets paved with gold. Unfortunately, Dev took a wrong turn and ended up on the Golden Mile at Blackpool. It was loud & brash, a bit like Dev himself, and he thought this is my kinda town and immediately booked into a B&B on the prom.

He bought a saucy postcard saying 'wish you were here' and sent it to

stiff competition for that Beale bloke in the East end! Dev longed for some adventure in his dull life..flogging droopy dafs and soft spuds was no longer exciting. London!!! 'Thats where I'll go'. He packed a holdall, left a note for the dimer than dim Amber and off he went

had taken her to the local fish n chip shop back in the 60's when we first started to date,i would'nt have to be doin all these changes now and i would be

as a single man and a real raver (in his mind) he first met Amber's mother - aaaaah he thought if only I

"Why the Red Rec, what are we going there for" demanded Dev. "You'll find out soon enough, in the meantime get sorting and I'll be back in an hour to see how you're getting on. There are six black sacks, I know that won't be enough, but it's a start and don't get sentimental about any of that stuff you call clothes" replied Amber. Dev took his favourite shirt from the hanger, and his mind drifted to the days when...............

Dev was finding it difficult to sit down in his tight jeans and was speaking in a high pitched voice.

Amber decided to take him in hand and give him a well deserved make over.

Dad, if you wanna pull the chicks then come with me I have some great ideas.

She took him to the flat upstairs and threw open Devs wardrobe doors.

Oh my God she said, I've got a job on my hands here. She searched in vain through Devs collection of clothes. He had flares, Oxford bags, skinny jeans and some very high waisted pair of trousers with braces. There were shirts with big collars, winged collars, ruffles, laced sleeves.

Dad, said Amber, I can feel a carboot sale coming on. We can make a fortune in vintage clobber.

So she threw a pair of Asda Jeans at her dad and a T shirt. Here put those on we're off to the Red Rec tommorrow and we have some major sorting to do first.

sat him down and explained in simple terms, that Norris was unwell.

everyone fell about laughing at poor Norris,not knowing that he too was a victim of a head injury he really thought he was a woman, only Rita saw that something was wrong, come on Norris she said, let me take you home , are you my mother he said, with that remark it dawned on folk that something was very wrong,only silly Vernon never twigged it and was acting the goat until Liz

Norris dressed in Emilys frock and head scarf! Halooooooo crooned desparete Dev, where have you been all my life!

since Sinita left i have not had a woman.I am on the pull again.Just as he said that who should walk into the shop but.......