General Chat

The Tardis called the Rovers had a spare
room ,but the answer was no chance,so off
he went to ask

Emily was incensed and pushed Norris through the front door and proceeded to pack his gear in black bags and throw them out of the bedroom window - he was mortified, pleading with her to stop but to no avail. What would he do now? He wondered if

do a strip tease in front of Emily's parlour window and Norris in spite of not knowing where to put himself, kept peeping through the lace curtains

Just then the girls from the factory came out and janice motor mouth shot over to hear what was going
on,oooh she shouted,NORRIS is a sex bomb
and she proceeded to

Ken (who else - they have been friends for years) and implored him (sobbing her little heart out) to come and sort Norris out - she could not have a man like that under her roof etc etc

menace to society and needed seeing to - sharpish! Emily called social services who ignored her pleas and told her she needed a referral from the GP. Emily contacted the GP but could not get past Gail who told her to call back in the morning before 8am to make an appointment!
In desperation she knocked on the door of

before she contacted the minister, priest, rabbi and anyone else she could think of - as he was a

he sat Emily down and proceeded to tell her about his colourful life.Emily narrowed her brows,stood up telling Norris that he had better pack his bags and get out before

He is really worried now in case the sisters ever swopped places in the bedroom but dare not ask! Oh calamity calamity!

we both fancied you Norris.Sometimes Norris was with the wrong twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poor Norris can he handle this,to think he was seeing two women and never knew.He must confine in someone but who will listen to him?

her identical twin sister who Angela would not speak to because

Norris thought she looked a bit queer ,not the
angela he knew and hated, eh up he said
youre not the witch I was married. alright she
said I am

the money you got for selling all my golf gear

his ex wife Angela....Didn't I go to your funeral a while ago, stuttered Norris! Never mind about that she replied I've come to collect my share of

So rita opened the bedroom window and threw a
bucket of water over him, he watched with horror
as his pullover shrank and shrank, just then a
taxi pulled up and who should get out only

tipped the fish bowl over her head instead of putting her head in the bowl! WATER WATER screamed Norris as he stood brush in hand outside cabin

until all of a sudden her gills stopped working and in a panic she

continued to blow bubbles while practising to mimic a fish for the Surgery's fancy dress party

However dev saw a way out by getting a taxi and
going to manchester police soon three cop cars
were on the way to pick devil boy up,he cried out
MUM HELP but gail

unfortunatly Weatherfield Police were on strike due to the lack of crime occuring in their manor! They were calling for 'Law Breakers' to 'work' in Weatherfield!