General Chat

David ran to the door.

"What the h*ll is wrong with you all, can't you see I'm trying to get some shut eye"

Audrey started screaming at David, "but your Mum is at the bottom of the stairs in a heap, don't you care"

That's not my mum" said David, "That's just my 'special doll' I through it down he stairs!

he laughed his menancing laugh and

just got out of bed

She had come to collect Amy.Big argument then started and little Amy found her legs and ran off.Not used to using her little legs she never got far.She ran straight into Audrey who was screaming through the letterbox to David who had

Charlie, err, hello Tracy, thought you were in the
clink, no she said got early release for good
behaviour, just then Steve came in carrying Amy
cause as you all know she doesnt do walking,
What the h**l are you doing here hesaid

someone that they really
did'nt no if they wanted to see after all this time and after the whole thing with

just then Rita and Emily appeared, on their way to the Rovers. "I think 'Ronald MacDonald' there, should be number one on the 'hit list' don't you Emily."
"Oh you mean Jim, I thought for a minute we had another member of the MacDonalds arriving on the street,heaven forbid" They were at the bar about to pay for their drinks and a female voice from behind them said, 'I'll get those, put your money away". They turned around and there stood someone they hadn't seen for years, it was

bottle of Black Bush in one hand and in the other a packet of soda farls, potato bread and treacle soda - a gift for Steven he said and the food for Amy so that she would know of her heritage but

Getting things back to normal, I will do it said
Rita, hurrah ! you wont mess with this lady.they all said,
so we will all go to the Rovers and have a few
bevvies, everyone agreed except Norris who
was sulking, Just then at taxi pulled up and
Lzs x Jim came sauntering over with a

anyone that can sort this meetin out ,and do a dam good job with

anyone who upsets us, we need a list said Ken,
and someone to keep it all together, Norris said I
have some expierance in that area oh no said
Becky , I vote for Roy, I vote for Claire someone
shouted, I vote for

so lets set up our own commity,work out what each one doesnt want for our street then,start to get rid of

live,but a lot of riff raff has moved in over the years. We'll have to find a way to keep out the undesirables.

so they decided to have a go at winding Ryan up,
but it all went pearr shaped as usual, Rita and Emily decided enough was enough, and called a meeting of the folks of the street, we cant go on ,it used to be a nice place to

but it was too late, David had been pulling Alex's strings for weeks now. He could no longer be seen as the wild child otherwise Gail would throw Tina out of the house, but he had to use his Evil tendencies and Alex was his puppet.

.......wondered how Alex's mixed up teenage angst behaviour was going to affect Amy......and would Alex get together with the devil child David and run amok in the Street......

bring shame on the kebab shop, but who owns a pet rat.
Michele's new son (who I can't remember the name of) was smiling. "I think you'll find that's mine, but I didn't mean to lose it in the kebab shop, no one understands me cos I'm a mixed up teenager who nobody loves"
Steve scratched his head and

to stop them running up into his nether regions,
when he caught the rat he said just a mo, this is
not a wild rat its a tame one ,someone has planted
it to try and

the rat catcher,who wore tight leggings to stop

Eileen was screaming there's a mouse, shut this place down, i'ts a bleeding 'ealth 'azard.

The owner of the chippy was rubbing his hands in glee. (His cunning plan was working.) Since that damn kebab shop opened no one went for Fish N Chips anymore.

So Mel called the

he really fancied Claire who has taken on the role
of neighborhood do-gooder, but he felt anyone
was better than Diedre,those neck veins dont half
put you off, suddenly there was a almighty row at
the kebab shop, Mel came saying hallo,hallo,