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annual Pensioners Outing to

It cant be her body or charm as they are both worn out,it must be about the

Meanwhile, back at the Barlows, Archie Shuttleworth was about to knock on the door just as it was opened by a fuming Blanche-what did he want after all this time

the other dog,who ,at first just sniffed her all over,but then decidd he didnt like her perfume nor did he like what she was wereing,he opened his jaw wide and grabed her by her new silk painties that she had just brought from the silk shop for 42 pounds,she quickly thought what was he going to rip of her next

shouted ' you old fool I just polished that this morning'
Emily ran off in flood's of tears straight into the arms of..

grabbed hold of Norris's arm and shook him like a rag doll. Emily came to the rescue and clobbered the dog with her handbag. Unfortunately, she had the church silver ware in her bag (for cleaning purposes) so the dog flew across the Rovers bar right on top of Michelle's lovely shiny hair.

Michelle was not amused and

Norris came in - had no change for a pound coin and tried to get 50p out of the honesty box but the dog was having none of it and

50p's a bit steep thought Rita, but when you've got to go, by eck you've got to go! She put her 50p into the honesty box which was tied around one of the dobermans necks. The dogs growled and snarled and Rita was totally unprepared for what was to follow......

for the privelage ofdrinking in the same pub as her

a couple of dobermans to ensure that folk were paying their dues

attached a alarm to the living room door and put up 50p notices to use the loo and when she was off duty she employed

'All who enter Thrupence a pee!'

Blanche was having none of it. She had known all along that Ken had no backbone and did not have the courage to charge people the going rate, so she promptly

this is why he has thread bare carpets! He decided that it was about time he started charging, so he placed an ad on the loo wall stating

someone walking through the Rovers toilets and straight into Ken's front room. Ken then told them to leave promptly with the balloon attached to his bum. But then again Ken has had people walking through into his front room for 47 years.

The Rovers is a Tardis. The punter darted back into the Rovers with the balloon

Vern breathed in instead of out and the balloon had fixed itself on his tonsils.Liz was violently bashing his back when it swirled round the room and hit

the ambulance doors closed behind David. Would he make it? Did anyone care?

Meanwhile, at the Rovers a party was being organised for Betty's 103rd birthday!! (She has been around that long and also looks well on it!)

Liz & Vern were blowing up balloons when

managed to get his mobile which was lying on the table and dialled 999 - as he was being loaded into the ambulance - Gail came from the surgery ( it was one of her work days - she only works one day a fortnight) and screamed 'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid' but

between the eyes! AAAaaaaaggg croacked David, this is a really cool look! He then

he slipped and one leg was hanging off the table and a knife had caught him

ran to the kitchen and opening the fridge door began throwing out all those cans of fizzy drinks he has - he needs to detox - but he then when on to dance the Highland Fling on top of the dining table using his mothers largest kitchen knives as swords when