General Chat

Rita, not being familiar with thongs put it on back to front and that accounts for the pained look on her face most of the time. Rita didn't like Blackpool much following that nasty business with Alan wotsisname and said she would

never forget her trip to Blackpool and longed for the day when

when she could at last find a man she could love, one who would not let her down like others in the past or try to kill her and to this end she

decided she would go on the internet and join a dating agency - this she did and soon found herself trawling through a group of men who looked like they'd all escaped from somewhere until suddenly she saw the face of someone very familiar indeed - it was none other than

Les Battersby - when he had disappeared from the street, he had taken up a new identity and the photo showed him very smartly dressed quite unlike the Les she knew but she was positive was him and so.............

off she went to meet him. Wow,didnt he look smart all dressed up in his leather trousers and black see through vest,nipples pierced and a big chain hanging from them. Rita pulled the chain, and off Les went like a balloon, off into the sky never to be seen again.
Poor Rita was again left all alone till along came..

Nick Tilsley her grandson...he seemed to have changed since she had last seen him and now

he had a foreign accent,both ears pieced wore beetle crushers and ripped jeans but he still had

a problem with Rita thinking she was his gran!!! Surely Audrey was his gran - not to worry, stranger things happen at sea as they say. He was shocked to discover that his half-sister Sarah had turned into a little money grabber and was now living in pasta land but even more bothered that his haklf-brother David was the child from Hell. He decided Weatherfield was not the place for him and immediately

bought a skateboard to get him back to the station,cheaper than Street Cars.There he was going to get a train to

Walford? (Eastenders?)as he thought he could learn a thing or two from Ian Beale, before he headed back to the street to make his fortune by...

selling seafish on a stall outside

Dev's shop. Dev wasn't happy and told David he'd do better trade outside the Bookies. So David dragged the stall and placed near the Bookies as suggested, but this offended Roy, and told David to ........

sling his hook or have his internal organs rearranged - David wasted no time in shifting and moved outside Roys Rolls - Roy was none too pleased but David refused to move. However, the lovely Becky came out and in no time at all

sling his hook so he went to the Red Rec and set his little stall up there and was doing a roaring trade on Saturdays especially if football was played - however the Council heard about this and were checking if he had a traders licence - when they discovered he hadn't Nick had to

(have got confused - is it Nick or David?????) I still think it is Nick but I could be wrong!!!!!

Get his name changed back to David and register for a trading licence. David thought hard and decided it was too much paperwork, so he went and had a chat with Sophie Webster and asked her to .........

ask her tart of a sister if she fancied a game down the red rec after school. Sophie said

'on yer bike she likes men not little boys and she is a trollop and I will not encourage her' - David got evil look on his face and decided he would

snapped his fingers and gurgled "you just tell her i am waiting" she knows what

I want and I want it...now. so off she went to tell big Sis David wanted her and she had to bring her tiddlywinks with her.After a game or two they could..