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Nght Jane
Have a good one
xxx

enjoy your bath jane...........hope no skaters interupt you. xx

bye bye jane nite nite

pmslmao GG
xxFi

**************granny put the dink down & wall away hun lol*********



stella is granny tryin 2 out do u on outfits hun........tuts

well girls im gonna say night night gonna have a bath

got to go to work tomorrow

thanks for all the fun and LOLS

bye all jane xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Very nice GG



Must remember trip to lingeries shop
if Babes is rescuing me lol
xx

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

very good granny

like it

lol granny

Don't you worry honey I'll keep you safe:0))



The usual xams stuff then Babs lol
xxx

very sexy with matching bra..........................Stella eat your heart out.

Shsssssssssssss ~~~~~~~~ back to everyone else ,,,#

Yes thanks Clue but to much company drink and late nights ;;;lol

Yeh Clueless...

Walking around holland in the kilt would raise a few eyebrows and laughs im sure.. lol

have to make sure they dont go sticking the tulips in places they wouldnt find em again .. lol

Regards
Rio

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

He just ate the cue ball off my pool table. WHOLE!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little ba****d. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and everything else."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

((((hugs))))to Jane
Don't be daft nowlol
xx

gets box of tissues thay love me wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

Hi Babs yes I'm good thanks

Hope your well too
and enjoying your xmas
xx

granny what'a ya new xmas bloomers like ?

~~~~~to jinglebells who's not ere.