General Chat

i put it to you bc

that today at approximatly erm

watever time

you removed the said hats from the silly looking old people and hiden them under a silk cushion

how do you plead?

*adds more talcum powder to wig and looks sternly at the defendant*

Will the defendant please answer the question. When I said silence in court Ididn't mean you!

LOL........I edited it :))

*rubs sore eyes*...think I might need a break from the screen................ never seen a ginger wig on a judge before. Is it one of Hayley's?

*goes to make coffee*

xx

pmsl tw

*goes pale and looks very very old and feeble....

**I am Innocent M'Ludess........

I was talking to Seamus in the park at the said time....ask him, go on as him.........

But we are asking you, not seamus.

*whispers to Kitty* Is this seamus a witness to the event?

ar but we didnt stipulate a time bc

so how long were u in the said park?

and wasnt it cold

did u hve a hat on??

*whispers to judge.............I think he's her imaginary friend*

BC................stray has made some very good points *unusual for stray*

Can you describe Seamus and your relationship with him?

xx

"glares at kitty"

taking down your paticulars

i have a feeelign you will be sharing a cell

for contemp in court lol

*blushes and covers particulars up*

Sorry stray and judge....................I apologise to the court.

xx

I wish to complain about Miss itty bringing this court into disrepute.....disss--gustin.......tsk

I was wearing a balaclava all day..*triumphant....

Unfotunately we have spoken to Seamus and he can't remember a pleddy thing, everything went black with a white top....


In fact Seamus says he's still getting over last Christmas, how is he supposed to know anything about this one, he's been in some old dears cupboard under the stairs since Bobby Ewing came back from the dead....


In short, not a very good witness.....M'lud.

I was only trying to help BC................*worries about being locked up*

Can Seamus be called as a witness..................oh no, I see amnesia. *shakes head sadly* poor man !!


xx

*scratches head...how did you understand him?? LOL....

bc then no one could verify were you were as thy couldnt see your face

"not so triumphant now"

BC, plenty of practice listening to you, we learned the lingo so we did lol

ahhh roite TW:-)) Well Miss Stray Smartypants...everyone can tell it's me by my voluptuous shape! *more triumph!!!!!

i have phoned the FBI

they will be interviewing you all

thieving sods will steal out on here

now turn out your pockets

everybody NOW

*breaks down in fake tears....Oh Mis Joy, I never done it, honest I never! This is intimidation of the worst kind.. *falls in a faint

turn your pockets out b c NOW

now why would you need a big box of condoms BC