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its supposed to taste like lamb, or so I am led to beleive (before stray see's). Quite often see kid chops on the menu here

oh i get it your all picking on me now!!!!

well yes jax get your knitting machine we going to need it babes

goats are fine

iv never had one as a pet!!!


"stomps round fred trying to remember what it was first about"

i kissed a frog once

turned into strays dad xxx

We used to have capons when I was younger, not a patch on turkey tho'

Has anyone had goat to eat? Is it nice? I always think they have a bit of a malevolent look in their eyes. But then I think one butted me in the bum as a child and I have a long, long memory! lol

Nah, not into capons............... prefer a big fat juicy turkey.

Unless it's chickens where it's the females, the males have their doodas removed so they get fat and become capons.
Er hope nobody was having capon for Christmas.

makes mental note..........
stray is easily led, believes in fairy tales lol

I have a goat farm at the top of my road, I suppose the cute little kids are off the menu too????

Did you know they normally only kill and eat the male ones!!!!!

Well it might have to be a very wide jumper, in a dark red colour, with some sort of deodorising thing going on. seems a bit wasteful, I'm sure it's what they would have wanted.

omg if i gotta make jumpers for the roadkill too im gonna have to get me a knitting machine lol

pmsl jax

scorpians r defo a do what ya like with lol
frogs arnt fluffy but i had them as pets and decoration in me bedroom

i used to kiss frogs wen little looking for me prince

never found him tho lol

helen

have you just come on to complicate things pml

erm the answer is no he cant have them he has to scoop them up and knit them a jumper and put them sumwere warm

NOT an oven

pmsl

Not roadkill but still in the "died in an accident" catagory. Probably nice with vinegar.

Give me strength, fluffy frogs now!!!!!!!!

I also had a dead scorpion in the deep end of my pool, is that legit road kill???(not that I'd wanna try that - yuckkk, bit crunchy I think, with a bit of a kick in the tail lol )

Stray you are silly you cant eat candles even if they are shaped like frogs they will give you a bad belly lol

lesley dont you dare twist my words

tuts


but their NOT chicken

"glares at lesley"

their most definatly OFF the menu i used to save them
had over 500 frogs all different shapes n sizes from candles to teddys lol

when we went to france skool presented us with chicken legs
yes rightooooooo!!!
i told everyone they were frogs only one person tryed them
oh and i was right the teachers wanted us to try them b4 they told us

im not daft lol

There's a guy who cooks and eats roadkill isn't there? I saw an article about him about a year ago.
So what I'm wondering....if Thumper, Bambi (or his mother), Jemima puddleduck or any of the cast of watership down should meet with a lorry on a dimly lit road...is it OK to dust them off and bung them in the oven then?

Garlic butter Lesley tastes like chicken which we are allowed to eat lol