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Another light hearted look at life

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(¯`*•.¸Scousenana.•*´¯)

(¯`*•.¸Scousenana.•*´¯) Report 7 Dec 2007 23:26

With the Ya Ya Sisters :-)

If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it will be yours,
I fit doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with,
But...........if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats all your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realise that you had set it free.....
You either married it, or gave birth to it.
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A good reason to smile

Every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring
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We're always being told to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communcative, but i heard from it the other day after i said " Body, how would you like to go to the 6 o'clock class in vigorous toning"
Clear as a bell my body said " Listen fatty... do it and die"
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Is n't it amazing how you hang something in your wardrobe for a while, and it hrinks 2 sizes!!!!!
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Just when i was getting used to yesterday.......along came today
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REMEMBER:

GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS. YOU DON'T
ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW
THEY ARE THERE!!!!!!