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~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:31

Ok will sit and twiddle me thumbs till ya come back....

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:29

Ok what thread do you all keep running off too,........... am I missing something.... I am not moving from here........

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:28

I'm going to heaven have blackmailed the gate keeper...........lol

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 7 Dec 2007 20:26

will meet you there then clue..........don't like heights. xx

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:25

Clue pmsl.......

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:24

Ouch Granny..........lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Dec 2007 20:24

Nice one GG


Twig I always said I was going to Hell lol
xx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 7 Dec 2007 20:23

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:23

LOVL... Granny love it..........

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 7 Dec 2007 20:22

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:22

Good one GG,,,,,,, Mo what you plotting for me now


Clue that is one serious address,,,,,,,,,,lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Dec 2007 20:20

pmslmao GG
xx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 7 Dec 2007 20:19

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:18

yes mo and i still have scars on our bums from that blowtorch of grannys

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:17

Love it Granny............pmsl

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Dec 2007 20:16

Oh no not twice in one week
roflmao
xx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 7 Dec 2007 20:16

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:15

mmmm sounds interesting Granny,......lol

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:14

bare assed !!!, ouch will get bum burn

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 7 Dec 2007 20:13

pmsl Mo....mwah.,,,,