General Chat

posted it twice and deleted one lol

byeeeeeeeeee June.......thanks, did not know June could run so fast. xx

Are you having a party as well Mo.....tries so hard to behave to get invite. sits on hands and bits tongue.

SD where did your thread go?

Just rushes in to bring Granny a bottle of champagne..
Save the cork granny it looks as though you need one xx
Evening all rushes out again>>>>>>>>>>>>

this peeing your self contagious?

pmsl

You lot are priceless

cork?............takes eclair and beer to bean bag.

can't slide down pole with new black knickers on ...........pole would disappear. pmsl

Can't get a word in for laughing
SD xxx

at least the water will be warm Mo...lol

just tittering to myself.......remembered when my brothers and i were young, we found some of them old ones with loops at the end, my mum caught us playing doctors and nurses with the loops round our ears.............oh god I'm peeing myself again.

here yar vaseline for the knees

mama Ijust googled that and saw it on you tube he he

don't half play havoc with my knees......all chaffed they are.

anyone got a TenaLady for Granny lol

NO granny oh'eck you like one of them kids that goes in the sea with a nappy on and it swells up and drags and they have to waddle all bow legged
roflmao

go that on my phone Mama along with a few rude ones so funny.

hangs bloomers over bar to dry.

(Chorus:)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
As for me and grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead, and
incriminating Claw marks on her back

(Chorus)

Now we're all so proud of grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back (SEND THEM BACK!)

(Chorus)

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

(Chorus)

Sing it Grandma!

(Chorus)

kangaroo fur stinks when it is wet granny!!! come to think of it stinks when it is dry peeeehhwwww
lol SD xxx

pmsl SD so bloody funny.........................rolling round floor.....................oops just peed my new bloomers.