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Clueless's Place the bar is open..............

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Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Dec 2007 22:39

I know you are Twig
Thanks
xx

David

David Report 2 Dec 2007 22:38

hi rose im david married with a daughter

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Dec 2007 22:38

Yes David you did get it wrong
But now you have the chance
to make friends properly
with some pretty amazing people
So come on and get it right
xx

Rambling

Rambling Report 2 Dec 2007 22:36

sure David that's fine....my name is Rose, female have a son that i could cheerfully throttle at the moment, huge debts, a headache, 2 cats, and am fed up!

Howabout you!

Rosex

Foggy

Foggy Report 2 Dec 2007 22:36

Blimey, I pop on and everyone is going, is it my aftershave LOL

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 2 Dec 2007 22:36


Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When
he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances in education on earth. In order to
gain admittance a prospective Heavenly Soul
must answer three questions.


1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?




Ok, now for the amusing part :)




Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered...


1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and Tomorrow."
2. There are 12 seconds in a year."
3. God has two first names: Andy and Howard."


Saint Peter said, "OK I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's not the answer I expected, your answer is correct.


But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why did you ever
think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"


Forrest responded,
"Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."


OK, I give," said Saint Peter,
"But what about the God's first name stuff?"


Forrest said, "Well, from the song...
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am his own...?
...and the prayer...
Our Father who art in Heaven Howard be thy name...."




Saint Peter let him in without further ado.

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 2 Dec 2007 22:36

With you all the way snowball..........

David

David Report 2 Dec 2007 22:35

i got it wrong ok

Foggy

Foggy Report 2 Dec 2007 22:35

nite June, take care

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 2 Dec 2007 22:35

I have no prob with you David at all

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Dec 2007 22:35

Thanks Twig


Night godbless
to those leaving
Have a good one
xx

Sue Two

Sue Two Report 2 Dec 2007 22:35

nite june nite granny sleep well.

luv sue x

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 2 Dec 2007 22:34

Was it really,,,,,,,,,, do you think Honestly David that chat board is private........... headlines......... chat board Gen board etcl.......... goes world wide.................

David

David Report 2 Dec 2007 22:34

hrh sorry can we start again

Foggy

Foggy Report 2 Dec 2007 22:34

nite heather, sleep well

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 2 Dec 2007 22:33

I will go with that snowball.........

Sue Two

Sue Two Report 2 Dec 2007 22:33

nite heather not sure if ive met u b4 but all the best

luv sue

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Dec 2007 22:32

Yes David we should start again
Just join in and you'll soon find
we are nice peopel here
xx

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 2 Dec 2007 22:32

will all do stupid jokes,,,,,,,,, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, come on David,,,,,,,, no one on these boards is that daft..............

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 2 Dec 2007 22:32

Nite All xxxx