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I have to say this and I mean no offence.......as a genealogist I come across a name and check it out ........ I look for facts etc.......... and so do 99.9 per cent of peeps on these boards........ so if someone comes to us ........ that we cant take a grip of we check them out......... or is it just me.........lol

pmsl arch

ARCH roflmaopmsl

another scoucer hmmmm

have already run a check on your name......... week or so ago......... came up with 3 one gateshead.......... thats why hmmm

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.


The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"


The man answered,
"Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."


The doctor said,
"That won't do you any good."


The elderly gentleman said,
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex
anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it
to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

gud 1 arch


David I got it wrong to begin with but said I was sorry ate humble pie and got over it.

Having loads of lafs now and all are good people.

I suggest you do the same ok?

luv sue x

no newcastle

Pmsl Arch


Hiya Cous mwaah xxx

Not Gateshead David .............. hmmmmmm ........ok...

Sorry David I was talking to Twig there not you
It's just the way the posts came up lol
xx

hi

I am twig......... aka Twiglet........ aka Denise..........aka.........not printable........lol

Hi Rose n David
I'm Tricia married to Arch and got more "Challenges" in life than we got time for!!!

Love you all
Tricia

north east not gateshead

Hello David nice to meet the real person
I'm Fi and if you stick around I'm sure
we will meet again
xx

One day a guy died and found himself in hell.
As he was wallowing in despair,
he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"


The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"


"Hell's not so bad," the demon said.
"We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinking man?"





"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca.
We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"


The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."





"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"


"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all
over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer,
no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"


"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"





The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."


"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack,
roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt,
well, you're dead anyhow.





You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!


You don't mean..."


"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a
great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the
size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want,
you're dead, who cares!"


"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation,
"I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"



The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."


"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

Hi am Denise with problems..........lol

im not twig who is twig

Pmsl Arch