General Chat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on to thread sits on bean bag in corner.................if anyone asks i have been here all night.

No dogs allowed in here
thank you Keith
pmsl
xx

She keeps moet et chandon
In her pretty cabinet
let them eat cake she says
Just like marie antoinette
A built-in remedy
For kruschev and kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You cant decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

Chorus
Shes a killer queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from china
Went down to geisha minah
Then again incidentally
If youre that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from paris
For cars she couldnt care less
Fastidious and precise

Chorus

Drop of a hat shes as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
Shes all out to get you

Chorus

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try...

and this one is just for me lol
xx

woof woof

Hello there Chris
come and get
yourself a drink
hows you?
xx

Hi Chris........ crumbs long time no see, how are you hun..... hope all is good.........X

Hi Chris,

Hows you?

Queen, Meat Loaf etc .... do it for me..........lol

Thanks Laura

Hi Rose
xx

Hello. Did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It's hard to be humble
When you're so f****n' big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
Come and take a piece of me

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What's the point in hating me?
You can't argue with popularity
Well you could
But you'd be wrong oh

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me I don't exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands the worlds most handsome man

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
(Though it's not for me)
Grip a grin, shake and fake, name a shame
Then I'm out of here
It's not very complicated
I'm just young and overrated...whoa...

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands
Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man


This one is just for Hoff pmslmfao
xxx

rose, I just love listening to Queen as well.

Clue........ one white wine! there you go!!

GG... now I know why the floor is wet... so this is where the water from the hot tub is going??!! lol

lol Laura..am usually accused of only knowing sad songs!

but I just love Queen!

xx

Yes I'm good Carole


I'd love a white wine please Laura
xx

ha ha just been in hot tub................left them with lots of bubbles.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to all.

Great choice in music Rose.

Fi,,, I'm going to the bar for a refill....... can I get you anything??

Why is the floor wet?? Nearly broke my neck there... pmsl

I'm good Clue.. all ok with you?

SNEAKS IN PUTS MONEY IN JUKE BOX ...........BIT OF QUEEN!

Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

Ooh I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me, girl
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

I'm happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh ya
Oh you're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
You you're my best friend.

put some sounds on

Yes what you want on Keith?

Hello Carole
how you doing?
xx

i've lit some scented candles to get rid of that awful smell coming from hoff