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Fancy a cup June?
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Morning June
Sorry I was trying to sleep
Up all night again lol
How you doing
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morning Clue where yah been & how are you ?? xxx

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb., blonde with a black belt in karate.

4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No....

not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

apologies to all blondes no offense intended lol
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PUT YOUR COFFEEE DOWN MO.
XXlol