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PUT YOUR COFFEEE DOWN MO.
XXlol

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb., blonde with a black belt in karate.

4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No....

not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

apologies to all blondes no offense intended lol
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morning Clue where yah been & how are you ?? xxx

Morning June
Sorry I was trying to sleep
Up all night again lol
How you doing
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Thats what I need now

Fancy a cup June?
xx

Sorry to hear that hope your feeling a bit rested now
take it easy xxx

yes I'm not too bad now lol
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Morning Clueless, short night all round!...hope you get a nap today to make up for it,

Rosexxx

morning girls , i got a blistered bum this morning , wher's that granny ???

she's got something to answer for mo!, want to share my burn cream ?

Morning Clue not sleeping again ??

Take a nap later ......

~~~~~waves to all

lol Stella
apart from your bum
how yo doing?


Yes I got a couple of
hours this morning Rose


Coffee and tea on the table
if you'd like some?
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to Uzzi
yes I will try to.
How you doing?
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well I dont know what you got up to last night as I wasnt around as I said I had Daughter & family visiting
It was great was presented with a huge bouquet of flowers & a large bottle of baileys & it wasnt even my birthday .........

Morning Mo

Hows your coffee?
Still in the cup? lol
xx

aw, that's lovely june how thoughtful of them, you didnt miss anything here, what a sadistic carry on it was whips and all lol

AW that was nice June
Did you have a good evening then?
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Doing okay ( well not screaming yet lol )

Sun's shining so it can't be 2 bad !!! (can it ! )






in otherwords going nuts

Pleased to hear it Uzzi lol
well it's chucking it down here tuts


puts soft cushions out for Stella and Mo
there you go is that better?
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glad I didnt join in you sound as if you were a right sadistic lot that Granny has a lot to answer for .
Good morning Stella.

Yes did have a good evening went out for a meal
needed it we had been out spending the mens money all afternoon!!..........