General Chat

Yes I was going to ask about that too GG
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Think he looked better though
before he cut his hair
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Hi David..........thought you were changing your name today.

boo caught you..............thought you had escaped did you.

If thats what you really want?
Then I don't see the point of
dressing for 2 seperate lives.
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We can but I'm not really
an expert on that subject
I only tend to wear mascara and lipstick
I never really felt the need for anything else
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Yes it can't have been very nice for you
but as I said before
there could have been a very good reason for it
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Hello Sarah
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Not sure Bush has the brains for this but, because it's a joke, we'll
pretend.

Some things even a Queen can't control.......

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right
rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering f**t ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The f**t shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my regrets...

I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George Bush, always trying to be 'Presidential', replied: "Your
Majesty, do not give the matter another thought....

Until you mentioned it, ....

I thought it was one of the horses."