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RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 29 Nov 2007 22:13

hmm! you do make a fab voddie and (nearly) coke Fi

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:12

Thats more like it Clue,.,,,,,,lol, just to give the voddie a hint.......

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 29 Nov 2007 22:12

lol Chris will have to send that one to grands will make them laugh

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP'S BALL".

He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON'T HAVE BALLS".

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too much to start her car for several minutes

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:12

yes good job i had my tenas on lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 29 Nov 2007 22:11

Takes top off coke bottle
Puts it back on

That do you Twig lol
xx

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:11

cripes just realised what that reads like.......................ooooo....

Clueless

Clueless Report 29 Nov 2007 22:10

Tired yourself out with all that Laughing too Stella



pmsl Chris


I think shares in tena have just gone up lol
xx

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:10

go on then might as well go another voddie, but dont let it look at the coke just a quick sniff will do.............lol

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:10

brandy and lucozade please ellan

Clueless

Clueless Report 29 Nov 2007 22:09

Here you go Rach
large voddie with quick look
at coke bottle
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:09

i laughed and laughed, curled up on a beanbag and went out like light must have been the brandy clue

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 29 Nov 2007 22:08

Night Gg and Laura
Hello Chris have missed your Oz chat

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 29 Nov 2007 22:08

Well P you were taking one at my scarf!!!! pmsl

Will someone get me another voddie pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Clueless

Clueless Report 29 Nov 2007 22:07

sides are aching now with laughing
roflmao SSD

Think Stellas around here somewhere
but she was having trouble typing through laughing lol
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:07

yes i'm here xx sorry i was asleep, only just woke up

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 29 Nov 2007 22:06

yeeeouch! pmsl

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 29 Nov 2007 22:06

rach cheeky lol xx

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 29 Nov 2007 22:05

Guy comes into the clubhouse and a fellow golfer asks him, "How did you shoot?"

The guy replies, "The best two balls I hit all day were on the 8th hole when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap!"

OUCH

SD xxxx

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 29 Nov 2007 22:05

Nice jumper P! pmsl

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 29 Nov 2007 22:05

laura xxx