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Mo put your coffeee down

What Religion is Your Bra?


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's

And shyly walked up to

The woman behind the counter and said,

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

'What type of bra?'

Asked the clerk.


' Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'


' Look around,'

Said the saleslady,

As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color

And material imaginable.

!



'Actually,

Even with all of this variety,

There are really only

Four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked

About the types.



The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic,

The Salvation Army,

The Presbyterian,

And the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'




Now totally befuddled,

The man asked about

The differences between them.

The Saleslady responded,

'It is all really quite simple. ...




The Catholic type

Supports the masses;


The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'




Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used

To define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why,

But couldn't figure out

What the letters stood for,

It is about time

You became informed!




(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!.. .
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} He lp e, I've fallen

And I can't get up!...




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All that will appreciate it!

They forgot the German bra.
Holtz emfromflopp

Usual apologies in advance no offence intended
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To Ellan
Great to be back Mate
How you doing?
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Drank 2 bottles of Moet last night
so feel sick today lol
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baaaaarrrffff
I'm trying Gaviscon today lol
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Hello there Mo

Bit hungover today
too much celebrating last night lol
How's you?
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Yes I certainly did
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((((((((((((Hugs ti Fi )))))))))))))))

So good to see you back ...

~~~~waves to everyone else

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at Uzzi and Mo

How you doing Uzzi
Great to be back
Anyone miss me lol
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Hi Mo

nah we didnt miss ya mate





just not been here ! lol

missed ya loads now portarse

See I knew it
Nobody missed me sob sob
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play for sympathy !!!!

its working

there there now dry those tears you was missed loads

aaaawwww Thanks Mo

Dries eyes and blows nose
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Takes delivery of 25 boxes Champagne
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catch you all later




kissy to Fi great to have you back

See you later Uzzi
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oh the coffee is ready Mo
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That and a boot to the rear I think Mo

there's some cake there too
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Well I'm not doing anything today
just resting from yesterday

Lucky you with the tea making
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