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Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish

A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
A new kind of jumped-up slippery fish

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

granny i love these elvis songs

Took a walk and passed your house late last night
All the shades were pulled and drawn way down tight
From within, the dim light cast two silhouettes on the shade
Oh what a lovely couple they made

Put his arms around your waist, held you tight
Kisses I could almost taste in the night
Wondered why I'm not the guy who's silhouette's on the shade
I couldn't hide the tears in my eyes

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...


Lost control and rang your bell, I was sore
Let me in or else I'll beat down your door
When two strangers who have been two silhouettes on the shade
Said to myself "you're on the wrong block"

Rushed out to your house with wings on my feet
Loved you like I'd never loved you my sweet
Vowed that you and I would be two silhouettes on the shade
All of our days, two silhouettes on the shade

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

Are you lonesome tonight,
do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said that the world's a stage
And each must play a part.
Fate had me playing in love you as my sweet heart.
Act one was when we met, I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly and never missed a cue
Then came act two, you seemed to change and you acted strange
And why I'll never know.
Honey, you lied when you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you.
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you.
Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then make them bring the curtain down.

Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight

swoons.....................like cliff.

can i have a brandy please granny?

pops all booze on table besides us help yourself girls.

i knew billy fury stayed a whole week on same campsite as him and johnn y gentle and vince eager got some photos of him , he was very shy but we talked to them evey day

Thanks Granny

I'll hava large g an t please

then this sado is gona sit in the corner and watch enders.

Glynisxxx

oh he/she was so funny sure they were taking the pi** but turned tables.

Don’t ever worry that I’ll leave you
That’s such a foolish thing to do
How could I ever go
When in my heart I know
I'd never find another you

I mite find other arms to hold me
But they would only leave me blue
The thrill of your embrace
Is what I can replace
I'd never find another you

Though there are times when we may quarrel
I can’t stay mad at you for more than just a minute or two now
I know I never want to leave you
Cause if I searched my whole life through
I know there’ll only be
A second best for me
I'd never find another you

I know I never want to leave you
Cause if I searched my whole life through
I know there’ll only be
A second best for me
I'd never find another you
I'd never find another you


just for Mo x

Did my heart send me on a fool’s errand?
Will it send me after you?
Did I go on a fool’s errand?
Or do u really love me to?

You greet me with a smile
What pretty things you say
But when I want your lips
You turn away

Did my heart send me on a fool’s errand?
Will it send me after you?
Did I go on a fool’s errand?
Or do u really love me to?

I’m dancing close to you
And someone else cuts in
Why does your face light up?
When you’re with him

Did my heart send me on a fool’s errand?
Will it send me after you?
Did I go on a fool’s errand?
Or do u really love me to?

Have I been just a fool?
From the first day we met
Or is it just that your
Playing hard to get?

Did my heart send me on a fool’s errand?
Will it send me after you?
Did I go on a fool’s errand?
Or do u really love me to?

Do you really love me to?
Do you really love me to?
Do you really? Come on and love

I want to be your lover
But your friend is all I've stayed
I'm only halfway to paradise
So near, yet so far away

I long for your lips to kiss my lips
But just when I think they may
You lead me halfway to paradise
So near, yet so far away, mmm

Bein' close to you is almost heaven (heaven)
But seein' you can do just so much
It hurts me so to know your heart's a treasure (treasure)
And that my heart is forbidden to touch, so

Put your sweet lips close to my lips
And tell me that's where they're gonna stay
Don't lead me halfway to paradise
Mmm, so near, yet so far away

Oh, uh, oh so near, yet so far away
Yeah, yeah so near, yet so far away

any requests

singing my heart out Stella lov.e that one

just a bottle of brandy granny

my cousin kissed marty wilde and wouldnt wash her face for a fortnight lol

my first gig................took grandaughters to forgot the name oh s club 7 how sad is that, lol

i liked ebony eyes too

On a weekend pass I wouldn't have had time
To get home and marry that baby of mine
So I went to the chaplain and he authorized
Me to send for my ebony eyes

My ebony eyes was coming to me
From out of the skies on Flight 1203
In an hour or two I would whisper "I do"
To my beautiful ebony eyes

SPOKEN
The plane was way overdue so I went inside to the airlines desk and I said "Sir, I
wonder why 1203 is so late?" He said "Aww, they probably took off late or they
may have run into some turbulent weather and had to alter their course." I went
back outside and I waited at the gate and I watched the beacon light from the
control tower as it whipped through the dark ebony skies as if it were searching for
(my ebony eyes.) And then came the announcement over the loudspeaker-
"Would those having relatives or friends on flight number 1203 please report to the
chapel across the street at once."

Then I felt a burning break deep inside
And I knew the heavenly ebony skies
Had taken my life's most wonderful prize
My beautiful ebony eyes

If I ever get to heaven I'll bet
The first angel I'll recognize
She'll smile at me and I know she will be
My beautiful ebony eyes