General Chat

i can see em now marching through town bearing banners anti men.. stick around ray i need support

What does a man consider as a 7 course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.

What do you have when you have 2 balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.

Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.

Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

What are the 2 reasons men don't mind their own business?
1-No mind
2-No business

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will stay.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:

>>>>10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
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>>>>9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
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>>>>8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
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>>>>7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.
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>>>>6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the kerb.
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>>>>5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
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>>>>4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
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>>>>3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
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>>>>2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
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>>>>And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....
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>>>>1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head

and whats wrong with humping womens legs at cocktail parties ? lol

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never been done.

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

At the risk of being lynched by the ladies...

I think men get a 'bad press' generally!

ducks the missiles......

rosex

and said"i can do better"

i like rose lol

jj i love you all

thank you Prince LOL....

I have had a message it says..............BEHAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anyone guess who sent it?

Throws rotton tomatoes at RR

brains Prince ?

women are definately better there

i agree rose we do get a bad and undeserved press.. some of us are almost human

you in trouble again granny?

uzzi lol

granny i hope your harem place isnt being threatened

looks like it Stella love the punishment part. lol

Almost human hit the nail on the head Prince..

ducks the tomatoes! lol
maybe i have just been lucky with the men I've met....

isnt he clever getting that righ granny, here box of bad eggs and 2 bricks in case you need them

wish i coukld say the same about all the women ive met rose lol present company excepted