General Chat

OMG

The level headed one, The quiet one and the virgin all together in a pub.

God job I don't drink someones gonna have to keep an eye on them 3.

Pmsl!! ~~~waves~~~~ to TOR It'll be lovely to meet you, too!!

Catherine, please remember that Puss has a doctors note.. she has certified loud snores. I think we could shove her out on her own in said stable. I don't of course snore.

Love

Daff the Karaoke Killer xxxx

n

pmsl last time puss went in me local she danced on the tables

know nothing of lapdancing bar-TOR used drug enhancing remedies to lure me out of me bed-

but if there's a pole it's got TOR'S name on it


Daff-you are so not first up on the karaoke


catherine
xx

no tor, but you can show me in the pub they dont mind, cause i did it in there when i was able do it on me wheel chair this time lol.

**jumps excitedly **

Ohhhhhhhhhh T O R you will be there.....

well it's on the playstation
and if you do out to that Olly will never forgive ya cos it's his- and and he's such a nice guy you wouldn't do that TOR having briefly met him would you???

too right puss-did I forget to mention the stable out back-that's mine and yours puss-

oooh on second thoughts maybe not

catherine
xx

Cool

didn't realise you were gonna be there Daff (will go back to page one and read attendees list properly)

Be nice to meet you.

I am virgin on the ridiculous... does that count, lol!!

love

Daff xxx

Puss do you know how close the nearest lap dancing bar is.

You missed out on Catherines antics in Chester. lol

S'alright TOR... just put me on first!! Hubby bought me one a couple of years ago. It melted as soon as I opened my mouth.. exploded, then just melted in front of me. All I did was croon 123 testing!!

Love

Daff xxx

she forgot to add only virgins allowed too, im safe and catherine

Karaoke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You never mentioned bl**dy Karaoke before now.

*quickly phones few remaining friends to see if anyone knows how to sabatage Karaoke machines*

C U on the 1st

n

Right Firstly

Itinery-

12.00 -5pm-Pub, Lunch and Meet-
(phillip you would be most welocme there are a few blokes in attendance check the list on pg 1)

5pm-8pm- Back at mine (unless you have to leave)for a buffet tea-(please bring a bottle) there will be eating, drinking and Karaoke all are welcome-

Anyone staying don't forget ya sleeping bags-
There will be no mention of Manchester United-You are entering into a Manchester City environment (that's for not so posh, her OH Keith Red Devil and Specky, and anyone else that wishes to jump on the band waggon)


8.30-bovvered? We can if you all have the staying power go to a few local hostelries and partake in their finest.

then back to mine for more chat, karaoke, buzz and music.

next morn full english-(no buckets provided so bring ya own if ya not up to brekkie)

I have a huge range cooker so it's not a problem and 3 pooters if you are having withdrawl symptoms and wish to go on GR-

anyone else wish to add anything to the proceedings feel free to do so-

thank you

catherine
xx

Ill be there Philip if i ever manage to get out of here
Dave

hiya philip, check us out love, you will have a good time, you can keep my jimmy and keith busy,while i put the world and his wife to right lol x

Thats a shame Philip as there will be men there as well...

I would go but I always get a headache in the company of a group of women.

hiya david, pmsl i luv it, catherine from 1 virgin to another (yes u have guessed i am with virgin media) lol see you soon x