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Mo out your coffee down lol

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman

alive today who won't crack up over this!



I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to

tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.



I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was

already around 8:45 am.



The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any

time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to

make the full effort so, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,

wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave

myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least

presentable.



I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,

hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.



Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the

table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that

I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.



I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an

extra effort this morning, haven't we?"



I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The

rest of the day was normal.



Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.



After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called

out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"



I told her to get another one from the cupboard.



She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had

All my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."





NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!


The usual apologies no offence intended
xx

A poem for girls...

I shave my legs,


I sit down to pee.


And I can justify any shopping spree.


Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.


I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.


I can balance the checkbook,


I can pump my own gas.


Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.


My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.


At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.


I don't drive in circles, at any cost.


And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.


I never forget an important date.


You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.


I don't watch movies with lots of gore.


Don't need instant replay to remember the score.


I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.


And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch!


Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.


In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!


Flowers are okay,


But jewelry's best.


Look at me you idiot...


Not at my chest !!!


I don't have a problem,


With expressing my feelings.


I know when you're lying,


You look at the ceiling.


DON'T call me a GIRL ,


a BABE or a CHICK .


I am a WOMAN.


Get it? you D**K!?!

Usual apologies no offence intended
xx

morning Ellan
hows you?
xx

poems one of Uzzis
xx

Morning all............................I've been told to Behave!!

*cheek*

xx

good morning xx

Hi Stella and Kitty


Kitty if he'd behaved he would be here himself
xxpmsl

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a s*x shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales
clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabb**ch offfff?"

Apologies and no offence intended to any old ladies or sales clerks.

Oooops sorry, should I delete this one???
SD xxxx

i been told to behave as well, as if i would be naughty !!.
big brother is watching us all lol

Morning Everyone........

Have a good day xxx

Morning starshot

as I said Stella if he'd behaved
hed be here now
xx

You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back
Where there is love, I'll be there

I'll reach out my hand to you, I'll have faith in all you do
Just call my name and I'll be there

I'll be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you, I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a love that's strong
I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on

Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter
Togetherness, well that's all I'm after
Whenever you need me, I'll be there
I'll be there to protect you, with an unselfish love that respects you
Just call my name and I'll be there

If you should ever find someone new, I know he'd better be good to you
'Cause if he doesn't, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there

(Just look over your shoulders, honey - oo)

I'll be there, I'll be there, whenever you need me, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah

I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there...



Morning everyone

Alarm Dog made it lol

Morning June
xx

Morning to you, have a great day.
Ruth

Hey Uzzi you made it

I got the tiime wrong it's 9.30 english time lol
love the song mate
xx

You too Ruth
xx

lol trust you with the time *looks at bed *
told ya I would be here

nah she insisted we got up

aw Uzzi I'm dead pleased to see you
xx