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Hi there Rach
hows you/
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Hi Fi I am good thanks u??

ok bye Rach catch you tomorrowlol
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haaa love it granny

night rach m8 tc xxx

bye rach xx

sad to see the trinity name go stella but thats life i suppose. are they in the big league still ?

pmsl granny

BEFORE COMPUTERS

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy . ...

.. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!

Did You Know...



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas

is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to

the body to squirt blood 30 feet.



(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



(In my next life, I want to be a pig)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it

starves to death. (Creepy.)



(I'm still not over the pig.)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human

jumping the length of a football field.



(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.



(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)



Butterflies taste with their feet.



(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than

left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.



(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.



(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)





Starfish have no brains.



(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.



(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.



(What about that pig??)





...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!



NOW you know EVERYTHING!!!!!!

good ones Stella

so if a pig had a multiople orgasm. how long would that alst ?

my spelling always goes funny when i write about sex lol

till he was dead i would think, whata way to go

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Fadder.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Fadder.’

The Father said, ‘Well, now, I’m goin’ to Rome next week and I’ll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye , Fadder.’ They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’

She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Fadder!’

The Father asked, ‘And tell me, have ye any been blessed wit wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Fadder! T’ree sets o’twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!’

The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer stinking candle.’

have to stop writing about it then prince lol

PMSL Stella


Right Grandkids in bed
What have I missed
We meeting WHERE????
Trian Boat Plane or bike needed then?
oops Train

Pmsl Granny

lol

doing it and ti egst vene worse stella

liked that granny