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Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 4,792 Send Message	Foggy	Report	9 Nov 2007 13:32
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 4,792 Send Message	A stuck his head into a barber shop and asked "How long before I can get a haircut.?" The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and replies "About two hours" The guy leaves A few days later the same guy sticks his head into the shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut.?" The barber looks at the customers and replies. "About three hours" The guy left. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks. "How long before I can get a haircut.?" The barber looks around and says "About an hour and a half The guy left A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks. "How long before I can get a haircut" The barber says "About two hours" The guy left. The following day the same gut stuck his head in the shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut" The barber says "About one hour" The guy left The barber says to his friend, Bill follow that guy and see where he goes, he keeps coming asking how long he has to wait before he can have a haircut, but never comes back" A little while later, Bill returns laughing hysterically. The barber asks "So where did he go then" Bill looks op, tears in his eyes from laughter and says. "Your house"