General Chat

I was hoping to avoid a sordid difference of words !

** giggles **

Mick you have got me mixed up ...I dont run a home for silly old men...

I suggest mick reads my post again, I said there are very few men who never miss.....

Teresa is so right .................... so very few men miss with their aim.

In fact, those of my age are famed for engulfing all and sundry whenever needs be !

And that most excellent hostess Hayley is far too modest with her hospitality.

Hers is not a doss house ................ but an open door for any man who has the most regal connections, and whose hostess has no qualms about what is necessary to achieve her sophisticated aims.

Need I say more ?

M

Hayley , I need all the help I can get wiv my hovel , but yeah Ok bit sad an lonley of me maybe ..... pmsl xxx

** stands up **

I do NOT run a doss house ..it reet poshoh where I live....lol

You ave'th me mixed up Mick with another doss house landlady....and if any man and I mean any man dare wipe his butt C***K with my best display towels...** faints at the shock **

~~~~~~~~~~ waaves to Mick ..lol


Kim you telling me you googled display towels...PMSL...

There are very few men who never miss....whatever they are aiming at...

Wow Hayley you were right ! Googled Display towels an an just spent half an hour rolin up mine an stuffin em artistic like on wonky shelf in bathroom . Brilliant , hides the moth holes an the damp stain on the wall ;^))))) xxxx

....errr....and what were you doing in Hayleys house Mick? And from that distance lol

Ladies, I think we have ourselves a rumour here!

But your bathroom display towels fit so comfortably within my ears. How else is a hardworking travelling man supposed to keep his audio bits in good working order after a shower ?

And those soft, luxurious, fluffy, hand woven gifts from heaven do slide so easily amongst those parts that us builders have so much trouble hiding when we are hard at work.

Surely you would not deny a hard working man a little indulgence once in a while ?

Anyway .................... there are plenty of other guest houses desperate for a few bob when I am next up there !

Oh no who put an extra day in April!!!!! It means I will have to wait an extra day for my birthday (1st May) sob! sob!

You know CC ...my mum this morning swears she forgot her buspass and asked for taxi fare home...when I offered her the busfare she states that even with money she can not get on the buss without her pass...hmmmmmmmm.....

Twice today I have been conned me thinks....NOPE but even I cant let you get the bus but I shall ring a taxi off Dexy ....lol

BC is like Ma Boswell in Bread (remember that?) but instead of the cordless phone in her pinny pocket she carried her laptop LOL


How very dare you CC. I catch buses...I don't drive and Sainsburys is 3 miles away!

But but BC you dont do house work ..your the no 1 slutt ...so you say.....dejectly carries on with washing...

*glum....CC....Umbaya doesn't sound the same somehow :-(

ah well this fun wont get my villa all cleaned up, am halfway down the stairs....catch you later ladies...mwah! XX

** Takes BC and CC by the elbows and drags them to the bus stop , if one can remeber where one gets the bus **


NOPE BC dont you dare.....showing me up ...CC flashes her knickers...and swigging bailies in't street...

*innocently.....do you think your snotty neighbours would like me to sing to them Hayley, I have a very large repertoire:-))) *titters.....

** nods to the snotty neighbours **

They...........ermmmm.............got the wrong ..houuseee....

They are collecting for the chruch jumble ........in aid of OAP with ASBO,s very good friends of the very Sister maureen...

Thanks I forgot to buy binliners...*lies there thinking about life and imponderables and could one possibly get by in life with using the k word....hmmmmm