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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh that was sooo funny "celebrate "

carefull you will wee yourselfs

Clueless here's two mature rugby players

Take your pick !!

Youre right GG it is
lmao
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haaaa liked that granny !

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.

He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk says "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

The old monk sobs, "The word is celebrate."



this ones good as well

here are the tweezers, sorry igot caught up with another delivery for Clue & me lol

pmslmfao GG

More mature?
sounds interesting June
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I will bring the magnifier cause that makes little things look big

just emailed me grandsonClueless
he is sendingus some more mature Rugby players
by exspress delivery....

A man in the middle ages became fed up with humanity and decided to spend the rest of his life in a monastery. The abbot warned him that he would have to take a vow of silence and live the rest of his life as a scribe, to which the man replied, "No Problem. I'm sick of talking."
Ten years went by, and the abbot called for the man. He told him that he was a model monk and perfect scribe, and that they were very happy to have him. As per their tradition, he was allowed to say two words. Asked if he had anything to say, the man nodded and said: "Food cold."

The abbot sent him on his way. Ten years later, he was brought before the abbot again and once again told how pleased they were with his performance, and that he was again allowed two more words if he so chose. The man said: "Bed hard," and was sent back to work. Another ten years went by and again the abbot sent for the man, telling him that he was the best monk they had ever had, and that he was allowed another two words. The man nodded and said: "I quit."

To this, the abbot replied in a disgusted tone: "Doesn't surprise me. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Just can't help myself Stella
Laughter's the best medicine
pmsl

june can you bring some tweezers please just in case lol

clue you mustnt get over excited, you are supposed to be resting, not ogling sexy thighs on rugby players

Trust me Mo
there sure is lol
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yes mo, i'm ready, might need a torch tho so we can see the little ones, got a new pair of bricks too , they are red just the right colour i thought!!

dont want yer left offs Granny he's all worn out
poor b----r

oh la la

Bit more interested in the Rugby lads Stella
It's all those bare thighs that does it
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granny come with mo and me and we will play our fav game with the monks