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Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 17 Oct 2007 20:25

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.

He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk says "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

The old monk sobs, "The word is celebrate."



this ones good as well

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:25

haaaa liked that granny !

Clueless

Clueless Report 17 Oct 2007 20:26

Youre right GG it is
lmao
xx

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 17 Oct 2007 20:27

Clueless here's two mature rugby players

Take your pick !!

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 17 Oct 2007 20:28

carefull you will wee yourselfs

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:28

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh that was sooo funny "celebrate "

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:30

oops oh dear yes you were right granny,stop making me cry with laughter i got wet pants now lol

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 17 Oct 2007 20:32

we cant take you anywhere

Brings diaper & talcum powder

There you go Stella.......

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 17 Oct 2007 20:32

gently passes tenna ladies don't want accused of hitting anyone

Clueless

Clueless Report 17 Oct 2007 20:32

Think I'll have the taller one June
Looks like he has the good muscles lol
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:33

sorry june, thought id stopped doing that heee eee"celebrate "

Clueless

Clueless Report 17 Oct 2007 20:34

Oh yeh
He's got muscles alright lol
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:34

those mature rugby players look like pensioners to me june lol

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 17 Oct 2007 20:34

Ok you can have him cause your me mate

you made a good choice there Clue

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 17 Oct 2007 20:35

Don't worry Stella we start off in nappie and end up in them some sooner than later

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 17 Oct 2007 20:35

Well there not because wev'e seen thier TACKLE..

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:36

haaaaahweee heee stop it , i done it again heeeeeeehhhhhaaaha

Clueless

Clueless Report 17 Oct 2007 20:36

Cheers June

Stella he's def not a pensioner lol
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 17 Oct 2007 20:37

ok june and clue can i have a butchers then , big tackle ???

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 17 Oct 2007 20:37

More spare pants Pleaseeeeeee