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Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:43
	POP WHOOSH , knew he was plastic heeeee
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:44
	as long as i don't have to converse through a medium
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:46
	The Rich Couple was going out for the evening when the Lady of the House gave the Butler, Sheldon the rest of the night off. She said that she and her husband would be home very late that evening and that Sheldon should enjoy the rest of evening. Well, as it turned out the Wife wasn't having a good time at the party and came home early. As she walked into the house she sees Sheldon sitting in the dining room. She calls for him and tells him to follow her to the Master Bedroom. She closes it and locks the door, she looks at him and smiles ... then she says ... Sheldon, "Take off my Dress" ... He does it carefully .. Sheldon, "Take off my Stockings and Garter" ... He silently obeys her ... Sheldon, "Remove my Bra and Panties" ... As Sheldon does this the tension continues to mount. She looks at him ... "Sheldon, If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again you're fired!" ...
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:46
	no granny, i just phoned but his wife answered and said if you had wanted him 10 mins ago you could have had him, but he just gone down the road to see his girlfriend
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:47
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	No problem there GG Stella will you put that butler down lol xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:47
	haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i liked that one, tell it again granny heeeee
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:48
	Lady of the house: "Sheldon, I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive." Sheldon: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:48
	that butler is all de-flated cluelessand there is a burn mark on his bum
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:49
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	I like that one GG pmsl xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:50
	haaaaa, think i will just have to have a butler heee
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	15 Oct 2007 20:51
	pmsl pmsl......... love the jokes!!!!!!
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:01
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Right whoes here and whoes not ? xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:02
	me
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:03
	checking in ..... I'm here
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:04
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	And me lol xx
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:05
	Is the butler still here? Is he serving drinks now???????
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:06
	woke up now with all them folke coming in yawn
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:06
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Hello Ellan you're back then good to see you xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:06
	you must be joking, i killed him dead with a candle
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	15 Oct 2007 21:07
	sorry Laura butler is doing dance of the flaming ass hole Stella but a candle to his bum.

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