General Chat

brilliant result last night our lads did well, , jason robinson, is a hunk !!

Know what you mean about the meds Mo
Mine don't agree with me at all.
Morning Keith

lovely Chef
think I could eat a full breakfast today

There's coffee and tea in the pot
just help yourselves lol
xx

lovely fi, just what i needed this morning wake me up nicely, sorry your not too well mo xx

breakfast on the go ,full house here, but plenty for all

Always plenty of tea in the pot Stella
anyone like a biscuit with their drinks?
Think there's some chocolate cake in
the fridge


No None for you Mo
It will make you sick again
xx

MORNING FI AND ALL

morning all sorry i,m late, its a lovely sunny start here in essex.

I'm pleased your back is feeling a bit better
How did you hurt then Shirley
anti inflams soon start to work don't they
xx

hi clueless,
love a cup of tea if there is one in the pot xx

Rotten being sick aint it?

nice hot tea should help though
calm your stomach
xx

Morning Mo, sorry to hear you unwell y'day, working too hard that's your trouble.....

I am fine today Mo thanks...my back was hurting all week, as you know but woke up this morning and it seems ok, think the anti inflam's worked....Hope you are better today:)

See you Ellan
have fun
xx

enjoy your day out Ellan
catch you later ?
Hope the weathe is good for you

It's turned rom a beautiful night
to a lovely sunny day here

xx

aaaawww no Mo!
hands spare bucket to Mo

Fetches coffeefor self
and tea for Mo


What happened Shirley?
Weren't too badly hurt where you?
xx

cheers Fi, nice and strong thanks.
Am fine thanks, had an accident this time last week, but much better today.

Hi Shirley
hows you?

here you are nice and strong
xx

Sorry you weren't well
I wondered were you were
pleased you feel better

I'm good
not a bucket in sight
so I've come out to play lol
xx

Morning Fi, sounds like the stars worked wonders for you:)

a strong coffee would be gr8 thank you

xx

I'm good Ellan
sorry i'm a bit late getting back
to you lol got caught up with phone
but I'm back now

if any ones looking in would you like a coffee?
xx

I just spent half an hour sitting in the garden looking at the stars.
Everything is so clear now.It really cleared my head too!
Hope you like the jokes

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make
you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His
own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden
fruit!!!!!"

"No Way!"

"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I
tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has
never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently
and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what
makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down
and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word
for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your
nursing home one day.

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!



Julie