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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
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The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:34
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	just told her a bus is leaving in 10 mintutes... be under it... looks like she fell off the family tree... and hit every branch on the way down... im off to the pub to drownd my sorrows... could be a while... Called in the library on my way home ... And asked the woman at the counter... For a book on how to kill myself... She said get lost you wont bring it back... might just hang myself on the way home then pmsl...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:29
	Shame it's a gas fire or you could have put her on it. Why don't you take her for a day out to the zoo ...they might keep her there. Have you thought of investing in a new chest freezer I'm sure you could find a way to entice her in to it
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:22
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	the old hags... warming her bum on the fire... not a pretty sight... pass the sick bin... she just said Andy build the fire up your a tight ar--... you've never put no coal on it all night .. why would i its a gas fire...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:16
	Halloween is a long way off mind can you last that long ? Or will you have locked yourself in a room by then
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:10
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	tried that she bit her way out ... and she managed to drag herself out the river... with her hands tied... at the same time... supose she will come in useful at halloween... when we send her to the door... them trick or treaters are going to get a big shock...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:05
	pmsl I hope you left the blanket on ....maybe you could tie it round the neck
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:01
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	The bobbies brought her in a blacked out van... They said it was in the public interest... And they put a blanket over her head... While they bought her in the house... So she never scared the neighbours.. Rather Rose bleeding West moved in... At least she could build a decent patio...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 19:55
	Ahhh problem there then.....you can always try moving then but have to admit moving Kitty in would be a twofold solution
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 19:53
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	she didn't descend on us... the bobbies dropped from a great height... forced her on us... they said if i didn't let her in... they would do me for obstruction... i tried barricading the door but our lass let her in...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 19:46
	Have you thought about going away next time she decides to descend on you
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 19:06
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Said to our lass cant your brother have her... She said no she dont like animals... He has a cat... LUCKY HIM ... i said we have Keith the (sausage) dog... But she said she likes Keith... She flipping would... Where can i get a cat from at short notice..... Tried flamingo park zoo ... They dont rent tigers out ... They said they weren't being returned ... Moves lady kitty in for her special cooking skills...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:59
	That is really not fair to dog Andy
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:55
	Sending you one of my special curries Andy..............she won't be out of the loo long enough to nag you for at least two days!! lol xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:55
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Like to feed her to the dog... NAG NAG NAG... me ears are hurting ....
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:53
	LOL Andy feed her nice freshly picked mushrooms !
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:41
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Which eye lady kitty the glass one... Or the one she borrowed off the crocodile ... Old witch said oh Andy... I'm peckish do me a three course dinner... Could she tolerate that much arsenic in one sitting...
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:32
	The time to worry is when she stops talking and just stares at you with a nasty glint in her eye!! lol xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 18:25
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Whoooppie nice legs ladies... Well the witch has landed... Its andy this andy that ... Pretending im deaf... Think i will put a pillow over her face... To stop the old witch moaning..LOL.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	4 Oct 2007 23:25
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	flashes legs so gorgeous I don't need to flash more lol xx
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	4 Oct 2007 23:24
	looks around if mil about to descend
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

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