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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:02
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Good idea Mo... Will collect them tomorrow...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 21:57
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Out of the will Sue ... Out of my life would be just fine... Lady kitty's toffees doing the job... Shes never spoke for 20 seconds just glared ... And thats a record for her ...
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	6 Oct 2007 21:49
	Pmsl. I hope my son in law doesn't talk like you when i am not around. I went to see thema couple of months ago and my SIL said "do you fancy a game on the WII" "ooh yes" says me (cos I am really competitive). He said "I have made your avitar for you" mmm thinks me. I call up my name and there is some haggard old bag with my name underneath. I did laugh but I could have killed him! He knows he is OUT of the will.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 20:32
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well i took her to helmsley... No luck with the hells angels... Hid her behind the wall... Gave them 200 pounds to take her off my hands... But when they saw her.... They gave me double to take her back... Thought my luck had changed When i got back the kids said Could they take Nana out in the wheel chair.. Thought they might lose her... Wishes they would lose her... Prayed they might lose her... But no such luck... Shes back moan moan moan.. . and why have the kids got loads of money? ...
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	6 Oct 2007 19:49
	sends batch of extra sticky, slightly singed toffee Good luck..................WARNING!!.... don't let any children or dogs eat it!!! lol xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 19:41
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	grabs me coat you've pulled uzzi... Lady kitty toffees just fine... If she dont eat it we can stick her... To the floor with it.... If nothing else it will keep her teeth in place...
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	6 Oct 2007 18:54
	Sorry the curry backfired on you!! :)) How about if I try making toffee...............might shut her up for a while if her teeth stick together! xx
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	6 Oct 2007 18:51
	Sir Andy I have a great idea ......... Don't help you tho pmsl I'm off to the pub well guess you can come and join me ! >>>>>>>>>>>
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	poison acorns	Report	6 Oct 2007 15:19
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	i bet you two get on like a house on fire pmsl
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 10:30
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Hammer house of horror... Wouldn't take her. .mambo Said people wouldn't believe she was that scary... Without make up... No joy shes not that bad shes worse... Caught her telling the kids... It takes the beaks of four real penguins... To make one penguin biscuit... That's so they dont eat them and she can have them all... If my Mrs ever turns in to her... I will get her put to sleep... Humainly with a cattle gun... mind Lady kitty your curry... Didn't work just made her trump all morning... Gawd what a stink ... She must be rotten inside and out... She blamed Keith poor dog.. He is hide under the sofa ...... Cowering scared she drops another one... But Ive had an idea !!!... Why dont i get Hoff to take her for his harem.... I'm sure he would do a mate a favour for cash... If not i might have to take her to hemsley... See if some hells angels will take her off my hands...
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	5 Oct 2007 23:25
	Hey just remembered When you look at your MiL you normally see what your wife will be like at that age...
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 9,548 Send Message	(¯`•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`•.¸	Report	5 Oct 2007 23:14
	PMSL,ANDY TELL ME THE TRUTH .....SHES NOT THAT BAD SURELY.LOLXX
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	5 Oct 2007 23:14
	Try selling her to Pinewood studios for the next Hammer House of Horror film, they pay for real gouls lol
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 22:38
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Now the pubs ran out of me cider.. Sue stuff her even a taxidermist wouldn't stuff her... Was greeted with have ya been out said no im walking backwards... And whats the old witch doing Still warming her bum... It looks like two ferrets fighting their way out of a sack.. Seen the vicar in ther pub... Asked him to exercise her ... He said he wouldnt be seen dead with her on a lead....
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	5 Oct 2007 21:32
	Andy, How big is your oven. Electric mark 195 degrees for about 24 hours (but don't baste). I wouldn't bother with the stuffing either cos it could turn nasty! Remove and put aside to rest when done. xx
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 9,548 Send Message	(¯`•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`•.¸	Report	5 Oct 2007 21:04
	lmao andy..........is she really that bad,??? xxx
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:43
	Noooo the curry is for MIL if you can't get her to eat it drop it on her ! sorry Kitty
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:41
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	ok then uzzi... i will eat lady kittys curry its quicker...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:40
	Lol don't hang yourself ..... Enjoy the pub >>>>>>>>follows Andy to the pub
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:39
	Curry on its way now Andy...............extra chillies too! By the way the black things were popadoms once.........and the rice might need a chisel to seperate it into bite size chunks. Hope she eats it all :))) xx

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