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SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 19:42

Sh** ...
The old hags come home...
With the kids...

FIrst words out of her cavern was..
.
Andeeey where's me tea...

I said its in the dog...
She said slap it on the plate i ll eat it alive...
Poor Keith (sausage dog)...
She want to eat him and not a picking on him...

The kids have pockets full of cash...

is she paying them for something ...

has she been out robbing banks with my kids...

Taff

Taff Report 7 Oct 2007 19:14

the rescue centre???
are they paying your kids to keep her away?

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 18:44

Strange i haven't seen the old hag ..
Since we got back from the animal rescue center..
or the kids..
Hope the kids have done her in..
Sometimes them kids can be so good...
Just dont understand...
where they are getting all their money from...

Contrary Mary

Contrary Mary Report 7 Oct 2007 18:33

OMG - I've got tears rolling down my face from laughing - this just gets better and better!!

Mary

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 18:28

looking for a plan for tonight...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 17:55

SPECIAL WARNING FOR CLUELESS...

DONT READ WHILE DRINKING COFFEE.. !!!

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 17:53

Andy this thread should have a
warning on it!

Don't read whilst drinking coffee!!

pmslmao
xx
:0)

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 17:48

Lmao....omg they must be bad

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 16:18

Just getting the stihl saw out...
To massage her feet...

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 15:34

You didnt set the fire under her chair did you?....pmsl...give her a foot massage and maybe she wont notice

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 15:25

Once upon a time...

She was beautiful...
Her hair was dark glossy and thick...
Her skin was smooth and soft like a peach...
Her mouth was dark pink...
Her eyes were large and clear ...


Unfortunately she was 4 years old at the time...
And things have only gone down hill from there...

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 15:11

PMSLMAO

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 15:10

Hello mother in law...
Ive bought you a chair its electric..
.( Well Jeffrey Darhmar had no more use for it)...
(try getting most of your fat ar** in it i want to kill all of you )...

Sit comfy while i plug it in..
Laughs manically...

Oh look girls no need for a perm...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 14:53

Did you call my sweet mother in law...
( lying through my gritted teeth)...

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 7 Oct 2007 14:37

Hoff is dumping his harem as I type. Maybe making way for Cruela Deville.

They could stand and warm their bums by the fire in matching kilts! The very thought!

Aileen xxx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 14:36

Andy have you tried googling covens in outer mongolia...lol

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 14:33

Would the RSPCA have her...
Even green peace wouldnt have her...
Send her to hoff no way i like the guy...

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 7 Oct 2007 14:27

Absolutely brilliant. Haven't had a laugh like this in ages.

Aileen xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 14:13

pmsl Rose

send him the gorilla costume too...lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 14:09

pmslmao
xx
:0)