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SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 21:26

shhh the old hags in bed...
well drugged she is...

went to that house with the twitchy curtains special...
he said this will kill a elephant...
so i got two packets...


dont wake her up...

she sneezed last week...
caused a tornado in magaluf...

poison acorns

poison acorns Report 7 Oct 2007 21:22

just phoned the boro girls
all are searching for their passports
and leaving the country just in case
he tries to palm her off on us
why dont you chop her up Andy

then she can rest in pieces


message from Joy Scott
We might be a soft touch andy
but we are not soft in the head
you can keep your mother in law
xxxjoyxx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 21:15

Pmslmao.....now i'm choking....lol


Not on a blue whale either....lol

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 21:13

Pmsl Angel.......omg... he not making it up then...it's real bad....lol

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 21:13

the old hag...
could suck a blue whale...
he size of her mouth...

poison acorns

poison acorns Report 7 Oct 2007 21:10

boro girls will will they andy you forget
we ve seen her you can keep her matey
i will just phone them and tip them off

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 21:09

Puts beer safely to one side while pmslmao
xx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 21:05

Pmsl.....she better put her teeth in or she'll suck is face off....lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 21:04

Cheers June I'll look after him for you
wink wink
xx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 21:03

LMAO.... pet what? What can she pass as?

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 21:01

im thinking of dropping...
the old hag at the york meet...

somebody might take pity on her and keep her...

ive heard them boro girls...
are a soft touch they might want her...
as a pet or something...

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 21:01

Just found one for you Clueless
he's big & hunky (ENJOY)

take care xx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:58

Better put some valium in her coco then and make sure you get in the right bed....lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 20:58

Thanks for the laughs June
If you have any spare firemen
lurking about send us one over lol
sleep well
xx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:57

I will June...might take him a couple of days...lol

Thanks for the laugh...behave with ya fireman...NOT!

Nite hun x

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 20:57

sorry girls was just spitting in the old hags coco...
a mans got to do what a mans got to do...
she might go to bed early...
and our lass might be feeling frisky...

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 20:54

Oh didnt take him for a coward.

Gotta go now me firemans getting impatient
he has to be back at the station by 10pm

Susie you send that fireman back to me in good condition.

Thanks for the laugh Nite Nite xxx

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:54

You sure it was Rose....lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 20:51

cheeky
xx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 20:50

sorry was just kissing rose on a diffrent thread...
well it might of been me...

if shes about 30...
i could of been her first kiss...