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Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	3 Oct 2007 17:22
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband' thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful b******s should remember fairies are female.