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Jet - I am still giggling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jet .that was a very Bah...ed joke

muffy lmao

Falkirkbairn / Tina when you got it -did it cross your mind how you could have a happy error? Does it mean the other ones are sad and this one is just larking about and doing it for a bit of fun?

lol. Good 1 Jet.

lmao jet brill........


i have a true story.

a lady farmer who we knew had lots of lady sheep and no man sheep.
so she borrowed a ram from hubbys boss,and they put this crayon thingy on rams tummy.

next day half the sheep had crayon marks on there head.lol........me finks ram had got it the wrong way round.lol

was meant to be echo but it was slow lol

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14/09/2007 21:58:58

er muffy you were on it lmao

Oh yeah so I was pmsl xx

Not for me thanks Shymo I dont think it would go with me wine. Save me a piece to go with me coffee in the morning.

SORRY ERROL:)



A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."


JET:)XX

Im all ears Jet.

CGAT you must watch way to much day time TV LOL

go on then.lol

whos ready for me sheep joke?

jetxx

er muffy you were on it lmao

Oh I have to go to another thread feeling really p*****d off about this list thing, I wanna pretend I am a long lost relative and invite them onto Jerry Springer and then beat the cr*p out of them and have that sexy security guy not Steve, the tall guy with the black curly hair and big side burns drag me off and throw me to the floor and...Oh dear fantasy merge!

Can't think why I didn't get a copy ;0)

Have seen it for myself though and can vouch for it's existance. xx

Oooh did that get posted or kicked I got an error saying ....

HappyGenesReunited error '800a9c68'

Who fancies a piece of carrot cake, fresh from the oven??? Yummy!!!!

Maddie is brave and ready to get on the list and flicks the Bird.