General Chat

*checks round house for OH - John*

That Christine has pulled my mat from under me, is selling my home, and now it looks like she is after my OH as well !! calling him Derbyshire Blue John won't disguise him.





*smiles sweetly, he's tucked up in bed*

In a previous job I hosted a visit by Julie Felix and one of her Goddess tours.

All the ladies gathered on the front lawns every morning for a ritual much to the amazement of the other guests before visiting ancient sites.

Have to say she was lovely

Sue

Christine or Christone :-)

I live near a lot of bluestones *wink wink*

Sue

When you hear a noise similar to release of pressure try shouting again.

Ann

TW's hearing is slightly impaired at the moment and your words are a little muffled

I think you can get treatment for that it's called 'Banish Boulders for good' or 'Boulder Eeze'

You don't paint yourself blue as well?

Sue

*checks agreement with magnifying glass*

ha ha, found it......Rent will be increased on a weekly basis to cover costs of services to rector and to replenish communion wine*

TW WHERE ARE YOU????

:-))))

PMSL Sue,

like Christine I cannot see screen for laughing

Ann xxx

NEWSFLASH

Jodrell Bank telescope reported stolen.

LATEST

A woman of average height and described as 'a bit of a trollop' was seen driving a 16 wheeler with a huge trailer at speed away from the world famous site.

Police are appealing for help from the public. Anyone with bl**dy awful eyesight through downing too much rum should be on their guard in case they are offered a telescope on the cheap.

oh thankyou Christine,

now where did I put that agreement ?

What small print?

*searches for rental agreement*

Now thats what I like to see Christine. lol

Christine the trick is that you chat to the check out girl, while he packs the bags lol

Christine

*neatly swerved*...lol

Ann slurs all the time, it's called 'keeping topped up'!

TW keeps visiting the rectum..sorry rectory..

I thought the rector was gay! is he putting up a front then?

Someone else said he was celibate! is he outting up a front then?

Mrs Jones said he was a eunuch! is he putting up a front then?

Gawd this water is strong...am I repeating myself?

Christine I am truly sorry you injured your neck. Perhaps it would be better next time to get him to stand on a chair dear.

Sue xx

Everything is lovely TW,

would you like a glass of something ?

I never realised TW could be so thoughtful, it is so nice to see care in the community,

I hope the rector is grateful !

*pops into thread like the responsible landlady*

Hows everything here? To your satisfaction I hope?

I see the plumbers here to repair the loo *glances at CC*

Is TW the Rectors housekeeper then ?

how charitable of her