General Chat

In a previous job I hosted a visit by Julie Felix and one of her Goddess tours.

All the ladies gathered on the front lawns every morning for a ritual much to the amazement of the other guests before visiting ancient sites.

Have to say she was lovely

Sue

*checks round house for OH - John*

That Christine has pulled my mat from under me, is selling my home, and now it looks like she is after my OH as well !! calling him Derbyshire Blue John won't disguise him.





*smiles sweetly, he's tucked up in bed*

Thanks, now I really do feel my age. I love blue john though it is really expensive to get a nicely marbled piece of a reasonable size.

I am a cavern and cave person cos I love the forms of naturally formed 'art'.

Visited some amazing caverns in Australia where they really know how to light the formations to both scare and inspire awe.

Has TW finished with the blasted rector yet? He is either bl**dy good or bl**dy slow.

Or bl**dy Pi**ed lol

I have to admit I used to go down gold, silver and tin mines too. My kids have the same fascination as me.

Hubby doesn't mind but feels a bit claustrophobic. Cave diving is out for him and I am too old to try it now.

Ann,

Try sending up one of those distress rockets that Christine nicked from the secret Government research facility she googled when she was last on the lookout for some heavy metals for her Eastern European contacts.

Nite Christine x

*staggers onto Bijou thread, hair all over the place (nothing new there then) clothes ravaged*

Bet you lot can't guess what happened to me just now...

Oh Yes we can lol

SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It had nothing to do with the Rector, I don't visit him on Sundays, he's too busy with Evensong...*tsk* that Christine is such a gossipmonger...


I was up the ladder, I spotted a loose slate on the roof and I didn't want our Ann getting dripped on in the night, so I went to repair it and...and....

Ann,

You may wish to re-consider having TW as your landlady. Have you checked the small print yet?

fell in the rector's lap?

oh TW, I am so sorry I doubted you, but that Christine said your were.....well we won't go into that

But I have a small problem with the rental agreement ? well the small print to be precise, it states that my rent will increase weekly to fund the rector and communion wine!!

can you confirm/deny this?

fell in the bell ringers' arms?

...and...and...a pigeon pooped on my head, I lost my balance and fell right into the bushes. Next door flea-ridden cat was in there, and got such a fright he clung on to me head, and I had to fight to get him off. I've been outside all this time getting rid of the fleas it left on me...

what small print? There wasn't any small print...I haven't even drawn the agreement up yet, we haven't discussed terms...

Is that Christines writing? *gets magnifying glass* I can't...quite see it *gets bigger magnifying glass*...nope, still can't see it *puts specs on* Ah that's better...

This is a forgery, that Christine made this up...you know she wanted you on the streets, preferably under the lamp post working for her...the madam!

That's why Christine's hovel has lots of 'curtained off' areas. She piles the 'girls' in like Rackman.

TW does Ann get sole occupancy or does she have to share with any undesirables?

She has sole occupancy if thats what she wants, but should she share, she must not bring this neighbourhood into disrepute.


Well no more disrepute than Chrstine has already left it in...

Oh I knew it would be that Christine, she has been picking on me all day.....just wait till I catch up wiv her !!

Now TW, let me get you a drink, you have been through such a terrible ordeal.....and just for me..I feel kind of responsible

*Pours large brandy*

drink this it will warm you up :))