General Chat

**titters agreeably......

Here come Dick and Dora. Look who’s with them. It’s Spot the Dog. Can you spot the dog? He has one ear, and no nose and smells terrible.
Dick and Dora have been to the shops. What a big shopping bag they have. It’s so big it could hold all the items from the supermarket.
Here comes Mr Copper the Policeman. Mr Copper asks to look inside the bag. Dick throws the bag at Mr Copper, and he and Dora run like the wind. Do you know how to run like the wind, children? That’s right, you puff out your cheeks and pant and gasp. Dora tells Dick “You oughta give up smoking.”
Spot the Dog is running down the road after Dick and Dora. Mr Copper’s friend Policewoman Polly Perkins catches Spot and looks at his collar. Dick and Dora’s address is on the disc that is on the collar. Dora does not want Spot to get lost so she put the address on the disc on the collar. Policewoman Polly Perkins knows Spot the Dog belongs to Dick so she takes Spot home. Dick answers the door and he knows why Policewoman Polly Perkins has come. “It’s a fair cop”, says Dick



Dora has gone to visit her mother. Dora’s mother lives in a place called Holloway. While Dora is out of the house, Dick decides to have a bath.
What do you play with in the bath, children? Dick plays with his rubber duck.
The doorbell rings. Dick hurries to answer the door in his bathrobe. Do any of you have a door in your bathrobe, children? Oh look, it’s the Postwoman, Miss Redhead, who is a special friend of Dick’s; Miss Redhead tells Dick she has a special delivery for him, and after she gives Dick the special delivery he signs her form.
At that moment Dora comes home, in a minicab. She sees Dick talking to Miss Redhead and jumps out of the cab and goes into overdrive. Dora reaches into her bag and brings out a big cucumber.
Are you sitting comfortably children? Dick isn’t.

But not Janet and Jim ...I never liked those ones. Any What Katy Did?

At least you'll get a good nights sleep BC

** mutters ungrateful mere **

*sighs...oh go on then.....

she told me too,....you know I always do as I am told..


would you like another ..lol

lol....you nicked that from CC!!!!!

Dick has been invited to a birthday party by his friend Bob the Bodybuilder. Dick has bought a present for Bob - it’s something for the man who has everything - a shot of penicillin.
Bob has asked Miss Shakira Boody from the Alternative Therapy shop to organise the games. There are lots of games to play. Miss Boody does some magic tricks too. See Miss Boody make things disappear from people’s plates. Dick says to Miss Boody “Please can you teach me a disappearing trick?” Miss Boody shows Dick how to make cocktails disappear. See Dick and all the other children play Charades and sing along to the karaoke machine.
Soon it is time to go home. We know a song about Time To Go Home don’t we children. See Dick run out to meet Dora who is waiting for him at the gate. Dora says “Did you have a nice time at the party Dick?” Dick says “Yes I did, it was lovely, there was ice cream and jelly and we played Pass The Parcel”. Dora says “What was in the parcel”. Dick says “Miss Boody from the Alternative Therapy shop”. See Dora’s eyes start to glint green. “Did you play any other games Dick?” Dora says. “Yes” says Dick “Anita Bush did Three Men In A Boat inside two minutes. I managed The Lady In Red in under a minute, and Miss Boody showed me how to Hide The Sausage and hold two quivering jelly mounds in my hands without shaking”. See Dora turn purple. Now see Dora open Dick’s party bag and rub his slice of birthday cake in his hair. ☻
Time to go home. Time to go home. LA LA LA LA LALAH Time to go home ………..

I was going to tell her the one about the Ronaldo who fell in love with the Emrpess...lol

** runs off to find the other one **

Sorry about the Horlicks, CC, I got carried away with the telling of the tale. Nighty night....BC XX

Yes please Hayley, but make it very very brief.....I am re reading Forever Amber...CC would remember it...lol....

I dint say she love Wales I said she was trying to save them...tsk.....

No CC she only brought organic fish because ...ohhh never mind...

BC do you want me to read you a story ?

Humour her please, she is having a hissy fit in msn lol

So, as everyone seems to be asleep, let me sum this whole rivetting thread up. This eccentric person who loved Whales and pottery bought a fish which was happy and wealthy...? Yes?

*snuggles down with a good book..next to the photo of Patrick Swayze......

Errrrrrr on the other hand, my message box was full of Hayleys texts, just emptied it and let yours in lol

She asked me for it and I wouldnt give it her ...lol

CC I have told the story on page 3...please keep up dear...

Kitty ...some one wake up kitty she is snoring...lol

hmmmmmm

Err...I will send it again in a PM

Imight have got the 7s the wrong way round. It's not the first time lol

Lol