General Chat

yer im here
Rosex

owt good been going off 2night?

Jax pmsl
snorting /sucking cheese u crack me up
Rosex

god i hope they dint get high of the edam!lol

Rose i got me cheese mixed up with mustard once omg it burnt all me nose hairs off

i bet that was painful 4 you have they grown bck yet

yeh this was years ago when i was a cheese addict i just dabble now and then now lol

lol
well at least it was mustard if it was the coca cola
Ive heard that's good
but a bit fizzy and make u sneeze and snotty :-)
Rosex

UZZI
aint u worn him out yet lol
xxx

me sheds calling me lol
i want sum fun fun fun
i may even call 999 lol
rose xxx

*Creeps in*

bless they are still all asleep ....

*empties ashtrays and replenishes bar stock

leaves note to let them know I am back and I will see them after

Rosie

I cant do the coca cola makes me a bit too frisky lol

and next time ya call 999 wake me up fgs :o)

*checks fridge to see if there is anymore cheese and lager

*** sneaks in ****
Jax we need to get this place cleard up b 4
uzzi gets back

********ooopsi***** to late
grabs a can of beer and chucks a dairyle dunker at jax
x

Rosie me lovely

awwwwwww ya got me a dunker

* rips back foil takes a tube and has a good long suck

:o))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

pmsl jax
what i wanna know is when are we gonna start doing the black magic ?????
is uzzi ever gonna teach us
x

Yeh i forgot about the black magic!!

Jac does mean doing spells and stuff not just choccie dont she?

*visions of putting a spell on a certain male and making him do my bidding flashes before eyes

Everyone out I see
*puts shopping away
grated parmesan from freezer, extra mature cheddar for Jax and a mild for Rosie. I'll just stick with the mature stuff for now ......oh yea an smelly manure for Nick.
Lol its okay Nick its that smelly mouldy stuff really *puts it on shelf outside the door.
*drags further crates of lager for Jax.....Boddies for Nick.......Rosie will be wiv me I think on the voddy an theres loads o that still, plenty of vino too upps nearly forgot the straws for Jax tinnies ....anyone else will have ta help themselves

JAX ....where is she .....grrrrrrrrr u been de fugglin in hot tub again........

I'll just curl up in the chair and have a kip before they get home

*glides on thread freshly scrubbed and pampered

Here i am Jac

Ooooo you have been a busy girl getting more supplies in

*graps can and straw and sits like a pixie on the floor

soooooooo what shall we do tonight then?

Y ello Jax have ya cleaned the tub out ....

What ya fancies doin tonite

Did i heck i left that for happiness to do lol

I wasnt gonna start doing cleaning after id made meself all beautiful and looking like a lady fgs

*takes a good slurp of lager

Wellllll me and Rosie wants to know when we are gonna find out about this black magic lark