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Genealogical Jokes (retrieved from the bin)
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Karen | Report | 6 Aug 2003 22:51 |
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I've found lots of Branches, it's the Trunk that has me Stumped! After reading all your witty pieces I had to have a try. |
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Elisabeth | Report | 3 Aug 2003 17:20 |
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Once you have their location in your address book you don't get a change of address card. |
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Keith | Report | 2 Aug 2003 21:26 |
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If your parents are childless it is quite likely that you will be as well |
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Researching: |
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Robert | Report | 1 Aug 2003 16:30 |
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Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day. Teach him how to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!! Robert, Ayrshire ( but heading off to the sun for a few weeks.) |
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Robert | Report | 1 Aug 2003 07:31 |
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Just like the "unnatural blonde" sometimes with all of us our roots are showing! Robert, Ayrshire. |
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Elisabeth | Report | 30 Jul 2003 09:02 |
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Are my roots entangled with yours? Elisabeth |
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Robert | Report | 30 Jul 2003 08:07 |
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Most of our trees could do with a little pruning. Robert, Ayrshire |
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Unknown | Report | 28 Jul 2003 08:44 |
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Just read the various comments and howled at many of them! :-) I'm amazed at so many witty sayings and am well impressed! I have a 476 name tree on the site and, although not at this for long at all (being, therefore, strictly amateur), the most apt saying for me was the assertion that most family trees produce some lemons, a few nuts and the odd rotten apple. After a recent link up with a part of my family I never knew existed for the first 49 years of my life, I have to report that trees are apt to produce a few absolute peaches, too! Good luck, everyone. Take good care of the peaches! ;-) |
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Elisabeth | Report | 28 Jul 2003 08:27 |
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My roots are coming up in other people's gardens! Elisabeth |
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Heather | Report | 27 Jul 2003 23:03 |
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are children on your tree - called "twiglets" |
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Elisabeth | Report | 27 Jul 2003 08:39 |
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If there is a second marriage, is it 'grafting' on another branch? |
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Elisabeth | Report | 27 Jul 2003 08:05 |
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I have found a few instances of cross pollination. |
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Robert | Report | 25 Jul 2003 06:49 |
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Most of us believe in heredity until we see our children acting crazy ! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Monica | Report | 24 Jul 2003 19:33 |
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saw this on a card the other day--" I have traced your family tree back to royalty........King Kong! |
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Robert | Report | 24 Jul 2003 08:42 |
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...and if any of our ancestors played the Glasgow music halls they discovered the audience left no turn unstoned!! |
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Diane | Report | 24 Jul 2003 00:34 |
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Music wafting through the graveyard...it's just Beethoven decomposing.... Di Syd |
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Robert | Report | 23 Jul 2003 16:52 |
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You have heard the family story about a famous ancestor who was guest of honour at a public ceremony when the platform collapsed under him. Today you find the official newspaper report - he was hanged! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 23 Jul 2003 11:01 |
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Genealogy is like playing hide and seek with your ancestors.We seek...they hide! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 23 Jul 2003 10:38 |
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Genealogists live life in the past lane! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Unknown | Report | 23 Jul 2003 10:06 |
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"Mummy, Mummy, can I play with Grandad?" "No dear, you've dug him up three times this week already!" Jim |
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