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I Like that. very true. Men are such wimps at times lol

Just nudging this up again coz its fun!!!

Just give this a nudge we were losing it again, but thats coz its a famale thread and women are aloud to lose it every now and again it keeps us sane hehehe lol

What a beautiful passage!! reminded me of the saying "Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water"

He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear pants don't you? He said .. . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not" Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." A male friend of mine sent these to me thought they would make apt reading for this thread lol

Janet, probably play cards, mend cars , watch the traffic go by, play pocket billiards.all sorts of useful things

Alaina That was fantastic reading - I too will pass it on

What would men do without us .........NOTHING

Hi Wendy, As I am left handed you must be the wrong handed one lol..lol.. Lindy:-))))

Wendy, That was fantastic!! Have we met before as you just described me. lol... Lindy:-)))

Call in the phantom bumper!

Anyone else got anything to add? I don't want this thread to disappear becoz it's had me in stitches!

Alaina Yes, and look who started it - women! LOL Gerry

makes you realise we are all special doesnt it? christine

Gerry I thought that too at the time thats why I put it on the threads but It kind of started a women vs men war!

Alaina I think the original email was lovely. Thanks for sharing it. Gerry (an appreciative man)

opps just read last message I put on here and I can't believe what I put I was a liccle bit drunk at the time lol

MMMMMMMMMMMMM I did good with this thread I'm feeling sexy again thanks to one man who I have known 4 10 years since I woz 14 who made me feel really again, but You lot will always be my best mates xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

God said; "Go down into that valley." "What's a valley?" asked Adam, and God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." "What's a river?" asked Adam and God explained it to him. Then God said, "Go over the hill." What's a hill?"asked Adam, and God explained it to him. Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." What's a cave?" asked Adam, and God explained that to him. "In the cave, you will find a woman," said God. "What's a woman?" asked Adam. So God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce." "How do I do that?" asked Adam. So God explained. So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river and over the hill and into the cave and found the woman. Five minutes later he was back. God said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

What women want in a man... The was a department store where women could buy a husband. The rule was that once you had been on a floor, you could not return to it - each floor was a once only visit. The ground floor was a bit of a bargain place - the sort of place where you see for sale things you cannot believe anyone would buy. The men for sale on this floor were very poor specimens. They had no looks, no talent, and no endearing qualities whatsover. But..... a sign promised better specimens on the next floor. Up the escalator went the women..... The men on floor 2 were a bit better. Sure, they were a bit plain, but they had jobs, albeit poorly paid. They seemed nice enough. But the women decided to carry on..... Floor 3 was much better. The men here seemed regular nice guys. They were ok to look at and had ok jobs. They looked like the type most people would settle down with. But, how tempting that next escalator was.... Floor 4 was a different matter altogether. Here there were handsome men, who had good well paid jobs. They were interesting to talk to, and obviously a good catch for any woman. But, let's just look at floor 5. Floor 5 - wow. The men here were very good-looking indeed. They were extremely rich and bill-boards spoke of their commitment to be good husbands and fathers. No woman could want more. Or could she? "These men are amazing, but just think what they are like on the next floor" they all cried as they hurried to the escalator. On floor 6, there was a huge neon sign pointing to the store exit. This all goes to show that women always want more. Nigel (enlightened man of the 21st C) Redford