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things kids say

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Lynn

Lynn Report 27 Mar 2004 23:25

While at the supermarket last night with my grand-daughter Elleise aged 4 she wouldn't stop running her hand over the fresh chicken I had put into the trolly"Why are you doing that Elle" I asked. "cos he's feeling poorly" she said and hes missing his mummy.....that I think has put me off the chicken Lynn

Helen in Kent

Helen in Kent Report 28 Mar 2004 10:26

That's lovely Lynn! I work at a Nursery and hear lots of cute things. My favourite is the the time I was having a conversation with a three year old and she was telling me something then added, 'Of course, that was when I was young...'

Janet

Janet Report 28 Mar 2004 13:44

Hi,I worked in a play group and all week we had been explaining that there would be no play school on Thursday as the hall would be needed for the general election,come Wednesday we asked the children if they could remember why there would be no school next day,one little girl stood up and said,because its the day of the big erection.Difficult to keep a straight face with that one. Jan

Tallulah

Tallulah Report 28 Mar 2004 15:56

From my "little darlings" Do all women have saggy boobs? You know i said you have a big bottom, well when you bend over it's even bigger!

Sue in Sx

Sue in Sx Report 28 Mar 2004 16:05

From my youngest, in tears, after a row with her beloved.. 'Oh Mum, I thought he was my Knight in Shining Armour and he turned out to be a Tramp on a Donkey'. Needless to say she was not amused with I could'nt stop laughing. Sue

Pumphrey

Pumphrey Report 28 Mar 2004 16:47

I have a four and an eight year old and there are so many funny things its difficult to know where to begin but the most recent were from my four year old. Can we go swimming today? Me - Not today. Rebecca - but mummy, even ladies with fat bums are allowed to swim at Dimensions! What could I say? My eight year old said he'd like to be an artist when he grows up but then said "I've changed my mind, I think I'll be a scientist". Why said I. Well, artists don't make any money until they're dead, even Van Gough had to get another job! Dumbstruck....

susie manterfield(high wycombe)

susie manterfield(high wycombe) Report 28 Mar 2004 21:15

this afternoon my 25 year old son kicked his toe on the coffee table,my 3year old g/daughter burst into fits of giggles. my son told her to stop laughing at him cos it hurt. she turned to me and said"that teached him didnt it nanny" my daughter and me looked at each other and just burst out laughing lol susie

Susan

Susan Report 28 Mar 2004 21:59

When my son was very young I was taking him to school one day when we passed another Lady, He looked up at me said "She's a Lady isn't she" when I said yes he then said Auntie Tina's a Lady too isn't she, But your not are you, your a mummy. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Sue