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Thanks for brightening my evening Bob your words are not only funny but true Bren

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Bob in WW That's brilliant. Going to print it out and stick it by the pc to look at when I'm stuck. Deborah

Bob you 've said it all, its brilliant I am sore from lol Dedrah

Bob It's funny because its true! Helen

Brilliant Bob! Thanks for a good laugh (even if you do write unkind limericks about me, just joking!), Mandy :)

Thanks Bob, it really gave me a laugh when I needed one this morning.

Absolutely brilliant Bob lol Mags

oh bob you brightened my day! they are so funny yet true penny x

Bob - that is truly brilliant!! :o)

Give me a chance Gaynor....lol

Genealogy - You Gotta Love It! My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal? My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?! I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. I'm searching for myself; have you seen me? If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help ... Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more! It's 2004 ... do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are? A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love it. Genealogists are time unravelers. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide ... I seek! Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family. A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand. I should have asked them BEFORE they died! I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. Many a family tree needs pruning. Shhh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. Genealogists live in the past lane. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! Always willing to share my ignorance ... Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist! I found all of my five fathers. Er, four fathers. Er, fore fathers, FOREFATHERS! That's it! Can a first cousin, once removed, return? Cemetery: A marble orchard not to be taken for granite. Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine! Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready! Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery! Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose. Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots. Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need. Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom. Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing. Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related

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