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Margaret

Margaret Report 23 Jun 2004 18:44

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't! 2. I don't suffer from insanity;I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. i used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 23 Jun 2004 19:07

Nice one Margaret. Gave me a laugh. Viv.

Tallulah

Tallulah Report 23 Jun 2004 19:13

L.O.L. thanks :-)))

Penny

Penny Report 23 Jun 2004 19:25

rofl i needed that thanks penny

Sandra

Sandra Report 23 Jun 2004 19:43

LOL SANDRA

Unknown

Unknown Report 23 Jun 2004 19:56

Brilliant, thanks for that! Number 7 is my favourite, Mandy :)