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Member Since: December 2002 Posts: 2,783 Send Message	Sue	Report	18 Jul 2004 03:14
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Member Since: December 2002 Posts: 2,783 Send Message	Sue	Report	18 Jul 2004 03:16
	Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no grey And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. ************************************************** One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 4,385 Send Message	Mags	Report	18 Jul 2004 07:54
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 4,385 Send Message	Oh God, hear this prayer Though they're already there These things are my fate I'm twenty years too late! A hard job I know - but give it a go.